PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Randle Lambert (ranked 4532 p4p, 5181 weight class) and The Pdo Cock Muncher (ranked 0 p4p, 208 weight class). Randle Lambert could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to The Pdo Cock Muncher's chin.

Lambert
vs
Cock Muncher

170 cm
18
300
0 - 0 - 0

210 cm
26
290
3 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Randle Lambert!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, The Pdo Cock Muncher!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lambert shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Cock Muncher is trying to defend but Lambert finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Lambert is trying to control the action in half guard but Cock Muncher is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Lambert stops Cock Muncher from getting back to his feet.
Lambert is trying to control. Cock Muncher wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Lambert is stalling here. Cock Muncher is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Lambert seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Cock Muncher has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.

Cock Muncher stands up and we're back to a striking position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The crowd cheers as Cock Muncher lands an impressive looking overhand right. Lambert doesn't seem phased though.
No joy there for Cock Muncher, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cock Muncher lands a left and a right that send Lambert crashing to the mat, dazed. Cock Muncher thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Randle Lambert has been cut.

Cock Muncher lands a big uppercut and Lambert crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Lambert looks OK. Cock Muncher waves Lambert back to his feet!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Cock Muncher gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Lambert could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Lambert scoring with punches to the head and body.
Lambert stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cock Muncher swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Lambert trying to control the position from guard on top but Cock Muncher is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lambert prevents Cock Muncher from getting back to his feet.
Lambert trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Lambert is in close to Cock Muncher's body, working some short punches and elbows.

Cock Muncher wriggles free and stands up.

Cock Muncher lands a big uppercut and Lambert crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Lambert looks OK. Cock Muncher waves Lambert back to his feet!
Cock Muncher lands a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Cock Muncher lands a big right hand that sends Lambert crashing to the mat! Cock Muncher stays standing though and waves Lambert back to his feet!

Lambert is rocked!
Cock Muncher lands with a shot to the body.
Lambert is breathing heavily.
Cock Muncher lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Lambert falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). The Pdo Cock Muncher!