PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nero La Croix (ranked 3564 p4p, 24726 weight class) and Andronicus Unimanus (ranked 378 p4p, 0 weight class). La Croix's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ca Plane Pour Moi. Unimanus is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by BoogeyMan. Nero La Croix has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

La Croix
vs
Unimanus

190 cm
46
265
68 - 16 - 1

172 cm
21
267
4 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Conquer
World Class MMA Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 68 - 16 - 1, fighting out of New York, Nero La Croix!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Andronicus Unimanus!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, John Roberts and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Unimanus takes a swing at La Croix's ribcage but misses.

La Croix instigates a clinch.
La Croix lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Andronicus Unimanus has been cut.
Unimanus wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but La Croix has him pressed against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, La Croix throws an elbow but misses.
La Croix has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Unimanus wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
La Croix lands an elbow just above Unimanus 's eye.
La Croix creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Unimanus's defenses.

That has opened up Andronicus Unimanus's cut even more.
Unimanus tries to break the clinch but La Croix is controlling the position.
Unimanus looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
La Croix prevents Unimanus from breaking the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, La Croix just misses with a elbow thrown towards Unimanus's brow.
La Croix lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
La Croix looks to throw an elbow but misses.
La Croix lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

The cut above Andronicus Unimanus's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
La Croix throws an elbow but it's blocked.
La Croix lands a damaging elbow.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, La Croix just misses with a elbow thrown towards Unimanus's brow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
La Croix misses with an elbow over the top.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, La Croix just misses with a elbow thrown towards Unimanus's brow.
La Croix looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Unimanus has had enough of the clinch but La Croix keeps him there for the moment.
Unimanus wants to break free but La Croix has control.
La Croix pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
La Croix lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Andronicus Unimanus's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Andronicus Unimanus's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Nero La Croix!
During a confident post fight interview, Nero La Croix thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.