PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bomichi Fertitta (ranked 25582 p4p, 4503 weight class) and Big Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fertitta kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Wretched Destroyer. Bomichi Fertitta has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Fertitta
vs
Boy

180 cm
18
210
1 - 5 - 0

200 cm
25
255
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bomichi Fertitta!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Big Boy!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boy looks to land a combination. Fertitta sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

It looks like Bomichi Fertitta has been cut.
Fertitta looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Fertitta misses with a head kick.
Fertitta definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Fertitta could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Boy cracks a nice hook into Fertitta's ribs.
Boy fails to land the takedown.
Fertitta takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

Boy forces Fertitta back against the cage and clinches.
Nice body punch from Boy - that landed with a thud.
Boy stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Boy pushes Fertitta back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Boy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fertitta backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Still in the clinch, Boy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Boy pushes Fertitta back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right from Boy.

Fertitta is rocked!
Boy lands a shot to the body.
Oh Fertitta is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Boy controlling the action here for a moment.
Fertitta seems to have got his legs back now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boy digs a right hand underneath Fertitta's ribcage. Fertitta let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Boy digs a right hand into Fertitta's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fertitta's gas tank.
Boy lands a hook that snaps the head of Fertitta backwards.

Boy drops Fertitta onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Fertitta is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Boy drops Fertitta with a massive uppercut from the clinch! Oh my word, Fertitta is out cold! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Big Boy!
Bomichi Fertitta was interviewed post fight and said 'It is only heartbreaking and soul-crushing how my opponent had to train so hard to defeat me. . . tonight I will be at Chuck E. Cheese if anyone wants to party.'.