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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ray Cartier (ranked 3394 p4p, 3874 weight class) and The Pdo Cock Muncher (ranked 127 p4p, 180 weight class). The Pdo Cock Muncher will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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5 - 2 - 0 |
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4 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Experienced |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ray Cartier!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, The Pdo Cock Muncher!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Albert Achterberg and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartier darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Cartier perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Cartier stops Cock Muncher from getting back to his feet.
Cartier perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Cock Muncher is trying to stand up here but Cartier is controlling him well.
Cartier wants to free his trapped foot but Cock Muncher is holding on for dear life with his legs.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartier looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Cartier is trying to work for a kimura but Cock Muncher is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartier is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Cock Muncher has managed to free his arm - good work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartier is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Cock Muncher has managed to free his arm - good work.
Cartier not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Cartier lands strikes from half guard.
Cartier is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Cartier is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Cock Muncher doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Cartier.
Cartier performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Cartier wants to pass the guard but Cock Muncher is defending well.
Cartier is trying to control the action in half guard but Cock Muncher is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Cock Muncher on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Cartier looks to land a strike but Cock Muncher avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Cartier throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Cartier stops Cock Muncher from standing up.
Cock Muncher keeping full guard, as Cartier tries to pass.
Cartier trying to control the position from guard on top but Cock Muncher is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartier postures up in Cock Muncher's guard and throws a big left but Cock Muncher blocks it.
Cartier thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Cartier missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Cartier wants to control from the top but Cock Muncher keeps moving.
Cartier trying to move into half guard but instead Cock Muncher has managed to sweep!
Cartier is trying to keep Cock Muncher in close.
Cock Muncher gets to his feet. Cartier looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartier dodges the punch combination from Cock Muncher.
Cartier doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Cock Muncher counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cartier thinking.
Cartier with a poor takedown
and Cock Muncher connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cartier goes for a double leg but Cock Muncher avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Cock Muncher continues to drive forward.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ray Cartier. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cartier is looking to take this one to the mat.
Cock Muncher jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Cartier walks away with a smile on his face. Cock Muncher gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Cartier moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Cartier misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but The Pdo Cock Muncher will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Cartier gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Cock Muncher cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cock Muncher lands a left and a right that send Cartier crashing to the mat, dazed. Cock Muncher thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Cartier is rocked!
Cock Muncher is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Cock Muncher shuts the power down on Cartier. Lights out, game over! Cock Muncher is your winner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). The Pdo Cock Muncher!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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