PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski (ranked 1466 p4p, 2005 weight class) and Tobias Jorgensen (ranked 206 p4p, 262 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Meet Fran. Jorgensen is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Peyton Parrish - My Mother Told Me. Tobias Jorgensen acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski
vs
Jorgensen

189 cm
23
197
8 - 2 - 0

190 cm
22
204
3 - 4 - 0

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World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tobias Jorgensen!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Cecil Peabody and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses with an uppercut.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jorgensen.
Jorgensen swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A slow jab from Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses its intended target.
It seemed like Jorgensen was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Jab from Jorgensen.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski takes a swing at Jorgensen's ribcage but misses.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski throws a shot from downtown. Jorgensen moves away and avoids it.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski avoids the body shot from Jorgensen.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski defending well as Jorgensen loads up on a big left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jorgensen stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jorgensen throws out the jab.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski throws an overhand right that lands on Jorgensen's shoulder, as Jorgensen tries to avoid the shot.
Jorgensen takes one on the chin but seems OK.

It looks like Tobias Jorgensen has been cut.
Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski throws an overhand right that lands on Jorgensen's shoulder, as Jorgensen tries to avoid the shot.
Jorgensen now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jorgensen looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski looks to land a right hand but Jorgensen moved out of range.
Jorgensen throws out a loose jab but Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski uses good head movement to avoid it.
A little feinted left hand from Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jorgensen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Jorgensen throws a jab when Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski was well out of range.
Jorgensen takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jorgensen throws out a counter right but Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski avoids it with no problem.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski works Jorgensen's body with a nice hook.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses with a straight left.
An inside leg kick lands from Jorgensen.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jorgensen misses the shot to the body.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jorgensen takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses with a low kick.
Jorgensen raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Jorgensen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jorgensen counters with a stiff right hand.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jorgensen scores with a nice head shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Jorgensen.
Jorgensen ducks under a wild hook from Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski.
Jorgensen connects with a jab.
Jorgensen scores with a crisp jab that stopped Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski in his tracks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski lands a jab.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski swings widly with a right hand
and Jorgensen counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski thinking.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses with a lunging right hand
and Jorgensen connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski loads up on a big right hand but Jorgensen slips the punch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Tobias Jorgensen's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
That kick from Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski tenderised Jorgensen's leg. Jorgensen is trying to keep his angry face on.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski lands a jab to the head.
Jorgensen checks a leg kick nicely.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jorgensen sees it coming and avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Jorgensen's head.
Jorgensen misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jorgensen misses with an uppercut.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jorgensen moves away.
Jorgensen throws a nice inside leg kick.
Jorgensen throws a hook to the side of Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski's head but Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski is looking to counter punch.
A telegraphed right hand from Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses the target.
Jorgensen appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski swings widly with a right hand
and Jorgensen counters with a nice uppercut.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski moves away from the strike by Jorgensen.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski swings widly with a right hand
and Jorgensen counters with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jorgensen connects with a crisp jab.
Jorgensen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jorgensen takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski takes a swing at Jorgensen's ribcage but misses.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses with an uppercut. Jorgensen saw that one coming.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski throws a head kick that misses.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jorgensen can do to turn this around?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Some wild striking there from Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski.
It seemed like Jorgensen was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jorgensen misses with a lunging right hand
and Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski counters with a nice uppercut.

That has opened up Tobias Jorgensen's cut even more.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses with a body punch
and Jorgensen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jorgensen.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski cracks Jorgensen with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Jorgensen throws an overhand right that lands on Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski's shoulder, as Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski tries to avoid the shot.
Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski is winning the standup battle so far.
Jorgensen throws a body punch but Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski moves out of range.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A swing and a miss from Jorgensen.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jorgensen clobbers Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski loads up on a big right hand but Jorgensen slips the punch.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Jorgensen! But no joy.
Jorgensen on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Good work by Jorgensen as he checks the leg kick.
Jorgensen appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Jorgensen slips a straight right by Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski.
Jorgensen throws a jab but it's blocked by Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski.
An inside leg kick from Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski ducks under a wild hook from Jorgensen.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Tobias Jorgensen's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski stalks Jorgensen and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Jorgensen's face. Jorgensen staggers backwards, shaken.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski throws a shot from downtown. Jorgensen moves away and avoids it.
Jorgensen fails to land with a series of punches.
Jorgensen lands with a hook. Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jorgensen ducks under a wild hook from Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jorgensen counters with a left to the body.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses with a hook
and Jorgensen counters with a straight right hand.
Jorgensen throws an off balance right hand
and Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jorgensen ducks under a wild hook from Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski.
Jorgensen throws out a counter right but Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski avoids it with no problem.
A jab from Jorgensen misses.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski tries a head kick but it misses.
Jorgensen is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Jorgensen counter with a right hand.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses the shot to the body.
Jorgensen lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski throws a left and a right that both miss
and Jorgensen counters with a nice uppercut.
Jorgensen fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski.
Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A jab from Jorgensen misses.
A little feinted left hand from Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Jorgensen scores with a sloppy right hand. Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski should have avoided that one.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jorgensen's head backwards.
Jorgensen misses the body punch
and Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski counters with a stiff right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A telegraphed right hand from Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses the target.
Jorgensen looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski lands with a cross.
Jorgensen throws the left hand but Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski avoids the punch easily.
A punch lands to the side of Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski 's head but he takes it in his stride.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jorgensen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski.
Jorgensen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jorgensen throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski to counter with a crisp jab.
Jorgensen lands with an uppercut that bounces Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski off the cage and back into range.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses with a wild combination.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski slips under a jab.
A slow jab from Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses its intended target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jorgensen takes a jab right on the kisser.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski lands with a shot to the body.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jorgensen.
Jorgensen looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski slips under a jab.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses with a shot to the body
and Jorgensen counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski scores with a hook.
Jorgensen pivots, looking for a leg kick but Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski is out of range and Jorgensen settles back down.
Tobias Jorgensen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski throws a looping overhand right but Jorgensen ducks down to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Tobias Jorgensen.
Well Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 29:28
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski!
During a confident post fight interview, Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.