PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Iranian Hulk (ranked 2048 p4p, 1558 weight class) and Randy Big Time (ranked 250 p4p, 189 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Randy Big Time was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Hulk
vs
Big Time

207 cm
21
286
6 - 4 - 0

195 cm
21
270
4 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Iranian Hulk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Randy Big Time!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Gregory Folan and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Big Time stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Big Time wants it to stay on the feet.
Big Time unleashes a big counter combination but Hulk bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Hulk fails in his attempt to clinch.
Big Time now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Hulk tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Big Time appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Hulk will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Hulk takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Big Time misses with an uppercut. Hulk saw that one coming.
Hulk steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Big Time.
Hulk avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hulk is looking to counter the offense by Big Time and move into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hulk tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

Hulk scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

Big Time pushes Hulk off and gets back to his feet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hulk is trying hard to land a takedown here. Big Time sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Iranian Hulk. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hulk looks to clinch
and Big Time counters with a stiff right hand.
Hulk wants to clinch but Big Time slips to the side
and Big Time counters with an outside leg kick.
Big Time throws a shot from downtown. Hulk moves away and avoids it.
Hulk throws a big counter combination but Big Time scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Big Time throws a head kick that misses

and Hulk counters with a takedown into side control.
Hulk working away.
Hulk scoring with punches from side control.
Big Time is trying to improve his position.
Hulk misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Hulk in side control, throwing shots but Big Time defends.
Big Time tries to bench press Hulk off him but Hulk keeps the position.
Big Time is still trying to improve position.
Big Time keeps trying to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A control attempt from Big Time but he's now mounted!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hulk lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.

It looks like Randy Big Time has been cut.
Hulk postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Big Time looks a forlorn figure.

Big Time is rocked!

That has opened up Randy Big Time's cut even more.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Randy Big Time's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Iranian Hulk!
A relieved looking Iranian Hulk thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.