PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nedser Kiely (ranked 2839 p4p, 3743 weight class) and Kari Parisyen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kiely comes into the arena with Hammer Smash Face blaring out of the sound system. Kari Parisyen has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Kiely
vs
Parisyen

190 cm
29
220
9 - 9 - 0

188 cm
28
205
3 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nedser Kiely!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kari Parisyen!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Wesley Smith and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kiely throws a hook to the side of Parisyen's head but Parisyen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Parisyen unleashes a big counter combination but Kiely bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Kiely connects with a body shot that sends Parisyen's belly button to the back.
Parisyen tries to work over Kiely's front leg with a kick but Kiely checks it.
Kiely appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Kiely looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Kiely cracks Parisyen with an open hand slap.
A decent looking cross lands there for Kiely.
Kiely throws a right and a left that Parisyen avoids nicely.
Parisyen is looking for the big counter here.
Parisyen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kiely cracks Parisyen with a good jab.
Parisyen takes a swing at Kiely's ribcage but misses.
Parisyen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Parisyen doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Kiely throws a series of strikes that have Parisyen backpedaling.
Parisyen just misses with a punch to the body.
Kiely just misses with a punch to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kiely lands a lovely overhand right.
Parisyen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kiely.
Kiely throws a shot to the body.
Parisyen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kiely keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Parisyen takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiely tests Parisyen's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Parisyen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kiely manages to avoid it.
Kiely ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Parisyen misses with a body kick.
Parisyen throws a low kick but Kiely avoids it.
Kiely lands with a cross.
Parisyen misses with a body shot.
Parisyen doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Parisyen. Kiely does a little dance to reset his feet.
Parisyen slips a jab from Kiely.
Parisyen misses the shot to the body.
Kiely uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Parisyen.
Parisyen on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Parisyen swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A combination from Kiely does no damage.
Parisyen throws a right hand that Kiely ducks under and follows up with a left that Kiely also avoids with ease.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kiely avoids the body shot from Parisyen.
Kiely blocks a low kick nicely.
A quick step to the side and Kiely tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parisyen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Kiely misses the target.
Kiely misses with a few strikes there.
Parisyen appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Kiely looks to land a right hand but Parisyen moved out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Kiely. Those never looked like landing.
Kiely scores with a punch to the head.
Kiely swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It seemed like Parisyen was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Parisyen punishes Kiely's body with a nice straight punch.
Parisyen is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Kiely rather than just go for the knockout.
Parisyen takes a swing at Kiely's ribcage but misses.
Parisyen lands with a shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Parisyen. Kiely does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kiely throws a nice looking combination but Parisyen bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kiely blocks a jab.
Kiely fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parisyen manages to avoid it.
Parisyen has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Nedser Kiely seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Decent striking displayed by Kiely there.
Parisyen changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kiely slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiely scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kiely. Parisyen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Parisyen is looking for the big counter here.
Kiely throws a right and a left that both miss.
Parisyen drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A left lands for Kiely.
Kiely swings for the body but Parisyen moves out of range.
Kiely fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parisyen manages to avoid it.
Parisyen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kiely manages to avoid it.
Kiely tests Parisyen's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Parisyen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kiely was well out of range. Poor timing from Parisyen.
Kiely throws out a loose jab but Parisyen uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice side step and Parisyen releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
A big right from Parisyen misses.
Kiely misses with a double jab.
Kiely waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Parisyen.
A jab from Kiely misses.
Parisyen appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Kiely throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Parisyen sees it coming and avoids it easily.
It seemed like Parisyen was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Parisyen lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

It looks like Nedser Kiely has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Parisyen scores with a body shot.
Parisyen is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Kiely.
A telegraphed right hand from Kiely misses the target.
Kiely looks to land a right hand but Parisyen moved out of range.
It seemed like Parisyen was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Kiely throws a shot to the body.
Kiely lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Kiely looks to throw the jab but Parisyen is out of range.
Parisyen showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kiely.
Parisyen comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Parisyen swings for the body but Kiely moves out of range.
Kiely is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Parisyen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kiely.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Parisyen misses with an uppercut.
Kiely lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Kiely tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parisyen was well out of range. Poor timing from Kiely.
Kiely tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parisyen was well out of range. Poor timing from Kiely.
The crowd cheers as Kiely lands an impressive looking overhand right. Parisyen doesn't seem phased though.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Nedser Kiely dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Nedser Kiely's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A big right from Kiely misses.
Parisyen thows a leg kick but Kiely checks it
and Kiely counters with a stiff right hand.
Kiely missing with a left hand there. Parisyen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Parisyen appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Parisyen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kiely.
Parisyen throws a body shot but no joy.
Parisyen misses the shot to the body.
Parisyen throws a body punch but Kiely moves out of range.
Kiely throws a big counter combination but Parisyen scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Kiely thuds a left hand into Parisyen's body.
Kiely misses with a wild body shot.
Parisyen ducks under a wild hook from Kiely.
Parisyen doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Parisyen tries to score with a low kick but Kiely moves his leg out of the way.
Kiely lands a jab to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kiely looks to land a combination but Parisyen avoids it well.
Kiely thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kiely just misses with a punch to the body.
Parisyen throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kiely.
Parisyen misses with an uppercut
and Kiely counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kiely scores with the left hand. Parisyen knows he should have avoided that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parisyen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kiely.
Kiely lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Kiely throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Parisyen.
Kiely throws a series of punches but Parisyen moves out of range.
Parisyen scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Kiely pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Parisyen clobbers Kiely with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Kiely lands a jab to Parisyen's midsection.
A clash of legs there as Kiely blocks the low kick.
Kiely dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Parisyen scores with a body shot.
Parisyen has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Kiely fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Parisyen looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Kiely lands a nice looking body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parisyen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kiely.
A telegraphed right hand from Kiely misses the target.
Kiely has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Kiely cracks Parisyen with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Sloppy strikes from Kiely. Those never looked like landing.
Parisyen tries to counter with a clinch but Kiely shakes him off and moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiely uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Parisyen.
Kiely is looking to counter punch.
Kiely dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Parisyen takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Parisyen misses with a body shot.
A low kick from Parisyen is predictable there
and Parisyen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kiely misses the jab.
Kiely scores with a jab to the body.
Kiely throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kiely feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Parisyens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Parisyen misses with a body shot.
Kiely lands a nice looking body shot.
Kiely is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Parisyen can do to turn this around?
Kiely misses with a straight left.
Parisyen throws a big shot that misses.
Kiely fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parisyen manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kiely. Parisyen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Parisyen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kiely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiely misses with a looping left.
A jab from Kiely misses.
Parisyen has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Parisyen there as he acknowledges the shot.
Kiely moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Parisyen wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kiely connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Parisyen's hands.
Kiely lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Parisyen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kiely manages to avoid it.
Parisyen misses with an uppercut. Kiely saw that one coming.
No joy there for Kiely, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kiely misses with a series of wild punches.
Parisyen appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Parisyen misses with a looping left.
Kiely misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Parisyen.
Parisyen looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Parisyen swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kiely cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kiely rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Parisyen counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Kiely moves out of range of the leg kick from Parisyen.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parisyen fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kiely looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Parisyen just misses with a punch to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Parisyen. Kiely does a little dance to reset his feet.
Parisyen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kiely jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Parisyen. Kiely does a little dance to reset his feet.
Parisyen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kiely was well out of range. Poor timing from Parisyen.
Kiely misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Parisyen.
Kiely misses with a looping right.
Kiely with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Parisyen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kiely.
Kiely keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kiely closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Parisyen scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Parisyen swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kiely throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Nedser Kiely dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Nedser Kiely's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Parisyen just misses with a punch to the body.
Kiely throws a sloppy body shot
and Parisyen connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kiely throws a left and a right that both miss
and Parisyen counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kiely looks to land a left hand but Parisyen moved out of range nicely.
Parisyen does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Kiely misses with a straight left.
Kiely misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Parisyen.
Parisyen ducks under a wild hook from Kiely.
Parisyen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kiely looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Parisyen ducks under a wild hook from Kiely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kiely rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Parisyen moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Parisyen throws a hook but Kiely blocks it.
Parisyen throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Kiely ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Parisyen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kiely comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiely scores with a decent looking hook.
Kiely swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kiely lands a slapping body shot.
Kiely swings for the body but Parisyen moves out of range.
Kiely fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Parisyen with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Kiely to score with a decent uppercut.
Kiely takes a swing at Parisyen's ribcage but misses.
Kiely throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Kiely takes a swing at Parisyen's ribcage but misses.
Parisyen misses with a wild body shot.
A quick step to the side and Kiely tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Parisyen missing with a left hand there. Kiely was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kiely throws a nice looking combination but Parisyen bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Parisyen swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Parisyen slips under a jab from Kiely.
Parisyen misses with a body shot.
Kiely connects with a single shot there.
Parisyen looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kiely throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Parisyen doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Kiely throws a right and a left that both miss.
Parisyen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kiely.
Kiely connects with a good right hand that stumbles Parisyen. Parisyen circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Parisyen misses the shot to the body.
Kiely lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Kiely scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Parisyen avoids the body shot from Kiely.
Parisyen misses the shot to the body.
Kiely misses with the combination.
Kiely throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kiely takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Kiely will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Parisyen doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Kiely keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiely takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Parisyen misses with a body shot.
Parisyen throws an overhand right that lands on Kiely's shoulder, as Kiely tries to avoid the shot.
Kiely is looking to counter punch.
Parisyen scores with a shot to the body.
Kiely loads up on a big right hand but Parisyen slips the punch.
Parisyen lands a nice shot to the body.
Kiely avoids the body shot from Parisyen.
Parisyen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kiely manages to avoid it.
Parisyen looks to score with a jab to the body but Kiely is just out of range.
Parisyen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Parisyen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kiely.
Parisyen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kiely.
Parisyen misses with a wild body shot.
Parisyen just misses with a punch to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Kiely misses the target.
Kiely misses with a series of wild punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parisyen scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kiely blocks a jab.
Parisyen scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parisyen cracks a nice hook into Kiely's ribs.
Parisyen slips a jab from Kiely.
Kiely misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Parisyen.
Nedser Kiely is winning the standup battle so far.
Kiely is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Kari Parisyen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kiely misses with a right hand
letting Parisyen counter with a right hand.
Parisyen swings for the body but Kiely moves out of range.
Kiely misses with a body shot.
Kiely with a nice cross.
Kiely waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Parisyen.
Kiely throws a right hand that Parisyen ducks under and follows up with a left that Parisyen also avoids with ease.
Parisyen scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Kiely connects with a jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Nedser Kiely.
Well Kiely has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nedser Kiely!
During a confident post fight interview, Nedser Kiely thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.