PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dude Kafka (ranked 2481 p4p, 2673 weight class) and King Wong (ranked 303 p4p, 322 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Kafka
vs
Wong

208 cm
28
274
4 - 1 - 0

185 cm
27
225
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dude Kafka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, King Wong!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Josh West and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kafka throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Wong on the side of the head.

It looks like King Wong has been cut.
Kafka definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Wong slips under a jab from Kafka.
Kafka misses with the combination.
A countering left hand to the body from Wong misses.

Kafka sends Wong crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Kafka is motioning to the referee to let Wong up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Wong is rocked!
Kafka cracks Wong with a left hook right on the temple and Wong goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Kafka lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Wong is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dude Kafka!
Dude Kafka seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.