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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Deez Nuts (ranked 4540 p4p, 4329 weight class) and Loco De Mierda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong |
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Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Deez Nuts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Loco De Mierda!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Yukihiro Shimada and Kenichi Hosakawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nuts throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
De Mierda closes the distance and clinches.
De Mierda tries a body shot but Nuts blocks it.
De Mierda tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nuts pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
De Mierda fails to land with a series of punches.
Nuts throws a combination that misses
and De Mierda counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by De Mierda.
De Mierda can't find room to land a body shot as Nuts controls the action.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, De Mierda creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Nuts manages to break the clinch.
Nuts throws a left and a right that both miss
and De Mierda counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
It looks like Deez Nuts has been cut.
De Mierda connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Nuts's hands.
De Mierda jabs Nuts to the body, keeping him at a distance.
De Mierda takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
It looks like Loco De Mierda has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
De Mierda scores with a crisp jab that stopped Nuts in his tracks.
De Mierda gets a clinch.
Nuts tries to break the clinch but De Mierda is controlling the position.
De Mierda breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
De Mierda throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Nuts stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nuts swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and De Mierda counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Nuts is breathing heavily.
De Mierda cracks Nuts with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
De Mierda dances in with a quick combination. Nuts is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from De Mierda snaps Nuts's head back. Nuts stumbles backwards against the cage. De Mierda steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Nuts's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Nuts just didn't come prepared.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Loco De Mierda!
A relieved looking Loco De Mierda thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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