PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Psiris Fuhren (ranked 1238 p4p, 1565 weight class) and Free Waterfall Jr (ranked 176 p4p, 215 weight class). Fuhren comes into the arena with Everybody Dies blaring out of the sound system. Waterfall Jr has chosen John Lennon - Imagine as his entrance music. Psiris Fuhren is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Fuhren
vs
Waterfall Jr

185 cm
33
197
18 - 14 - 0

188 cm
28
185
14 - 12 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Psiris Fuhren!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Free Waterfall Jr!
The judges for this bout are Chris Dean, Damien Edna and Ben Hemmingworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Fuhren misses.
Fuhren swings away with a body shot that misses
and Waterfall Jr counters with a good low kick that Fuhren was not able to check.
Fuhren cracks Waterfall Jr with an open hand slap.

Fuhren gets a clinch.
Fuhren throws a head punch that misses.
Fuhren lands an uppercut.
Waterfall Jr lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Waterfall Jr prevents a body shot from Fuhren.
Waterfall Jr tries a body shot but Fuhren blocks it.
Fuhren prevents a body shot from Waterfall Jr.
Fuhren stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Waterfall Jr has had enough of the clinch but Fuhren keeps him there for the moment.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fuhren.
Fuhren misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fuhren scores with a shoulder strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Fuhren.
Fuhren doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A nice right hand lands inside from Fuhren.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Waterfall Jr misses with a punch on the inside.
Waterfall Jr can't find room to land a body shot as Fuhren controls the action.
Waterfall Jr misses with a punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Waterfall Jr struggles to land a body shot inside as Fuhren controls his hands.

Waterfall Jr pulls guard successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fuhren wants to get up but he can't break Waterfall Jr's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.

Fuhren stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Waterfall Jr throws a hook but Fuhren blocks it.
Fuhren jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fuhren connects with the punch.
Waterfall Jr misses with a low kick.
Fuhren connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Waterfall Jr momentarily.
Fuhren misses the jab.
Waterfall Jr lands a leg kick that knocks Fuhren off balance momentarily.
Waterfall Jr misses with an uppercut
and Fuhren counters with a nice uppercut.
Fuhren takes one to the chin there.
Fuhren has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Rubber Guard Emporium in the buildup to the fight.
Fuhren is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Waterfall Jr.
Waterfall Jr was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Waterfall Jr steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fuhren.
Waterfall Jr swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A punch lands to the side of Waterfall Jr 's head but he takes it in his stride.
A jab from Waterfall Jr misses.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Waterfall Jr.
Fuhren moves to clinch but Waterfall Jr breaks away
and Waterfall Jr counters with a body kick that stops Fuhren in his tracks momentarily.
Waterfall Jr tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fuhren was well out of range. Poor timing from Waterfall Jr.
Fuhren lands a glancing blow to the side of Waterfall Jr's head.
Fuhren lands with a hook. Waterfall Jr tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Fuhren just misses with a punch to the body.
Waterfall Jr let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Fuhren misses the body punch
and Waterfall Jr counters with a right hand to the body.
Fuhren swings away with a body shot that misses
and Waterfall Jr counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Waterfall Jr tries to land a front kick but Fuhren steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
An attempted straight right counter from Fuhren misses the target.
Fuhren misses with a straight right.
Waterfall Jr fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fuhren manages to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good exchange - Fuhren coming out on top.
Fuhren thuds a left hand into Waterfall Jr's body.
Fuhren tries to close the distance and clinch but Waterfall Jr swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fuhren. That's going to slow Waterfall Jr down.
Fuhren looks to throw the jab but Waterfall Jr is out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Waterfall Jr! But no joy.
Fuhren looks to score with a jab to the body but Waterfall Jr is just out of range.
Waterfall Jr was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Waterfall Jr wants to slow Fuhren down by chopping away at his legs.

Fuhren gets a clinch.
Waterfall Jr lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Fuhren prevents a body shot from Waterfall Jr.
A short uppercut from Fuhren.
Waterfall Jr is trying to force a seperation but Fuhren has the dominant position.
Waterfall Jr stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Waterfall Jr tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fuhren's elbow.
Waterfall Jr misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Waterfall Jr's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuhren swings for the body but Waterfall Jr moves out of range.
Waterfall Jr throws a sloppy head kick and Fuhren moves out of range easily.
Waterfall Jr swats away the attempt to clinch by Fuhren.
Fuhren throws a low kick but it's checked well by Waterfall Jr.
Fuhren tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Waterfall Jr was well out of range. Poor timing from Fuhren.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Waterfall Jr fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fuhren ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Waterfall Jr moves away.
A leg kick checked by Fuhren.
Waterfall Jr throws the kick towards the body but Fuhren avoids it.
Fuhren misses with an uppercut.
Fuhren throws a body punch but Waterfall Jr moves out of range.
Fuhren misses with a body shot
and Waterfall Jr counters with a stiff right hand.
Waterfall Jr takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Psiris Fuhren dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Waterfall Jr blocks the body kick.
Fuhren misses with an uppercut. Waterfall Jr saw that one coming.
Waterfall Jr throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fuhren connects with a crisp jab.
Waterfall Jr takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Fuhren sizes up Waterfall Jr with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Waterfall Jr. Fuhren does a little dance to reset his feet.
Waterfall Jr lands with a nice body punch.
Fuhren throws a big shot that misses.
Waterfall Jr throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fuhren thows a leg kick but Waterfall Jr checks it
and Waterfall Jr counters with a thumping low kick.
Waterfall Jr thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fuhren was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Waterfall Jr gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Fuhren.
Fuhren tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Waterfall Jr manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slow jab from Waterfall Jr misses its intended target.
Waterfall Jr keeps the fight on the outside.
Waterfall Jr lands a nice looking kick to the body. Fuhren takes a step back to recover.
A low kick from Fuhren misses
and Waterfall Jr counters with a body kick.
Psiris Fuhren is winning the standup battle so far.
Waterfall Jr throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fuhren counters with a low kick, right behind Waterfall Jr 's knee.
Waterfall Jr checks a low kick from Fuhren.
Waterfall Jr swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Fuhren takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Waterfall Jr lands with an uppercut that bounces Fuhren off the cage and back into range.
Fuhren lands a nice hook to Waterfall Jr's body. Waterfall Jr takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Nice uppercut lands for Fuhren. That snapped Waterfall Jr's head back.

Fuhren fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Waterfall Jr, pushing him back against the cage.
Waterfall Jr tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fuhren can't find room to land a body shot as Waterfall Jr controls the action.
Waterfall Jr lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Fuhren.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Waterfall Jr's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Waterfall Jr has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Waterfall Jr there as he acknowledges the shot.
Fuhren throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Waterfall Jr counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Waterfall Jr darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
A nice inside leg kick there by Waterfall Jr. That's going to slow Fuhren down.
Fuhren misses with a jab to the body
and Waterfall Jr connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fuhren on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

Fuhren is rocked!
Fuhren gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Waterfall Jr gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Free Waterfall Jr!
Our winner, Free Waterfall Jr, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Psiris Fuhren spoke after the fight, saying 'Well Shit.'.