PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Jamin Destro (ranked 3681 p4p, 2120 weight class) and David Brent (ranked 505 p4p, 336 weight class). Destro comes to the ring accompanied by Going Down by Benton. Brent has chosen Ladies and Gentlemen as his entrance music. David Brent has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Destro
vs
Brent

181 cm
30
191
5 - 2 - 0

194 cm
42
210
27 - 15 - 0

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Insanely flexible

World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jamin Destro!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, David Brent!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Mauricio Rocha and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Destro walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Brent checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Brent counters with a body kick.
Brent throws an off balance right hand
and Destro counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Destro has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Cobra Kai Workout Center in the buildup to the fight.
Brent swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Brent throws a right hand that misses
and Destro makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Destro walks into a stiff left hand from Brent.

Destro walks into a straight right hand and goes down! Brent rushes to a neutral corner so the count doesn't get delayed but Destro has made it back to his feet on 5. He's OK so we're back to the action.

Destro is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Destro misses with a straight right.
Destro is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Brent doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Destro crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Destro's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). David Brent!
David Brent very nearly forgot to thank Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.