PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Glock Tesla (ranked 3352 p4p, 25312 weight class) and Harry Swotter (ranked 417 p4p, 648 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Tesla
vs
Swotter

150 cm
25
182
3 - 3 - 0

180 cm
19
170
1 - 5 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Glock Tesla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Harry Swotter!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Dirk Anderson and David Hoff.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Swotter gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Tesla lands with an uppercut that bounces Swotter off the cage and back into range.
Swotter throws a low kick but it's checked well by Tesla.
Tesla seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Nice uppercut there from Swotter.
Swotter attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Tesla is looking to counter punch.
Swotter waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tesla.
Swotter just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromTesla.
Swotter tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Tesla is able to avoid easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Tesla misses its target.
Tesla throws a body shot but no joy.
Tesla scores with a body shot.
A clash of legs there as Tesla blocks the low kick.
Swotter takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Swotter scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Tesla throws a body kick that misses.
Swotter keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tesla.
Tesla lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Swotter throws a nice outside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Swotter scores with a punch to the head.
Swotter swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Swotter fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Tesla is out of range.
Swotter just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromTesla.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tesla swings away with a body shot that misses
and Swotter counters with a low kick, right behind Tesla 's knee.
Tesla blocks a jab.
A low kick from Swotter misses
and Tesla counters with a nice kick to the body.
Tesla misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Swotter replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Tesla blocks it well.
Tesla lands with a good body shot.
Swotter looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Glock Tesla seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick misses from Swotter.
Tesla throws out a loose jab but Swotter uses good head movement to avoid it.
Swotter looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Tesla throws a head kick but Swotter moves out of range.
Swotter throws a head kick but Tesla moves out of range.
Tesla just misses with a punch to the body.
Swotter flicks out a counter leg kick but Tesla steps away.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Tesla.
Tesla misses with a body kick.
Tesla wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Swotter wants to slow Tesla down by chopping away at his legs.
Tesla lands a front kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tesla misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tesla throws out a powerful jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tesla misses with a body kick.
Tesla lands with a nice body punch.
A slow jab from Tesla misses its intended target.
Tesla misses with a hook
and Swotter counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Tesla scores with a head kick. Swotter tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Swotter looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Tesla lands a nice looking body kick.
Tesla is looking to land body kicks.
Tesla tries to land a front kick but Swotter steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Swotter uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tesla.
Tesla misses with a body shot.
Swotter throws out a counter right but Tesla avoids it with no problem.
Tesla throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tesla is looking to wear down Swotter with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Tesla throws a head kick but Swotter moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tesla moves out of range of the body kick.
Sloppy strikes from Tesla. Those never looked like landing.
Swotter avoids the head kick by Tesla.
Swotter only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Tesla misses with a head kick.
Swotter throws a counter combo.
Tesla tries a head kick but it misses.
Tesla pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Swotter throws a big shot that misses.
Swotter throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Swotter takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Tesla misses with a body shot.
Tesla scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Swotter misses with a low kick as Tesla jumps back.
A head kick misses from Tesla.
Tesla misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tesla scores with a crisp jab that stopped Swotter in his tracks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick from Swotter, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tesla lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Swotter.
Tesla throws a head kick but Swotter moves out of range.
Tesla throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Swotter flicks out a counter leg kick but Tesla steps away.
A big left from Tesla misses.
Swotter throws a one two combo.
Tesla throws a body punch but Swotter moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Tesla.
Swotter takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Tesla ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Swotter moves away.
Tesla is looking to land body kicks.
Swotter avoids the head kick by Tesla.
Tesla ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Swotter moves away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Glock Tesla dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Swotter lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Swotter keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Swotter throws a looping overhand right but Tesla ducks down to avoid it.
Swotter misses with a low kick.
The fighters circling - Tesla throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Tesla slips a jab and a cross from Swotter.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tesla. Swotter does a little dance to reset his feet.
Glock Tesla is winning the standup battle so far.
Swotter blocks a head kick by Tesla.
And Swotter responds with a good body kick, but Tesla manages to step out the way in time.
Swotter avoids a punch combination nicely.
Swotter looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Swotter needs to keep his hands up - Tesla had a free shot at his head there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice uppercut there from Tesla.
Nice defenses there by Tesla.
Tesla is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Swotter throws a right and a left that Tesla avoids nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Swotter lands a jab.
Nice body kick there by Tesla.
Tesla misses with a head kick.
The crowd cheers as Tesla lands an impressive looking overhand right. Swotter doesn't seem phased though.
Tesla throws a head kick but Swotter moves out of range.
Swotter feints a counter leg kick.
Tesla throws the kick towards the body but Swotter avoids it.
Tesla throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tesla misses with a head kick.
Swotter throws a head kick that misses.
Swotter misses with a hook.
Crunch! Tesla slams his shin into Swotter's torso.
Tesla pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Tesla lands with a shot to the body.
Swotter throws a sloppy head kick and Tesla moves out of range easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Tesla.
Tesla misses with a wild body shot.
Swotter connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice defenses there by Swotter.
Tesla looks to land a body kick but Swotter moved away.
Tesla throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Swotter misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Tesla throws a jab when Swotter was well out of range.
Swotter lands a nice looking body kick.
Tesla looks for the body kick but Swotter saw that one coming.
Swotter is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
A punch combination from Tesla misses.
Swotter throws a head kick but Tesla moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Tesla.
Swotter appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Swotter thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Swotter takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A big right from Tesla misses.
Tesla throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Swotter throws a chopping leg kick but Tesla manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Swotter blocks a head kick by Tesla.
Swotter is looking to land body kicks.
Tesla thows a left - swing and a miss!
Swotter has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Tesla.
Tesla swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tesla throws a sloppy head kick and Swotter moves out of range easily.
Tesla connects with a body shot that sends Swotter's belly button to the back.
Tesla throws the left hand but Swotter avoids the punch easily.
Tesla tries a head kick but it misses.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Tesla slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Swotter looks to land a combination but Tesla avoids it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tesla misses with a double jab
and Swotter counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Swotter swings for the body but Tesla moves out of range.
Tesla cracks Swotter with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tesla scores with a nice head shot.
Tesla fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Swotter manages to avoid it.
Swotter throws a hook but Tesla avoids it easily.
Tesla uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Swotter.
Tesla throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Swotter sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Swotter throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Swotter tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
It appears Tesla was looking to counter with a kick there.
Swotter is breathing heavily.
Tesla works Swotter's body with a nice hook.
A leg kick checked by Tesla.
Tesla misses with a body shot.
Swotter was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Glock Tesla dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Swotter misses with a lunging right hand
and Tesla counters with a stiff right hand.
Tesla takes one to the chin there.
A bone on bone clash there as Tesla blocks the leg kick.
Tesla slips a jab and a cross from Swotter.
Tesla throws a sloppy head kick and Swotter moves out of range easily.
Swotter blocks a head kick by Tesla.
Swotter is looking for the big counter here.
Swotter throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Swotter goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Tesla throws a lazy right hand but Swotter sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sloppy strikes from Swotter. Those never looked like landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Swotter throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Swotter moves out of range as Tesla strikes.
Tesla is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Swotter can do to turn this around?
Swotter fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Tesla checks it well.
Swotter throws a leg kick but Tesla sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A telegraphed right hand from Tesla misses the target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tesla tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Swotter misses with the combination.
Tesla throws a body kick that misses.
Tesla lands the left hand.
Swotter blocks a head kick by Tesla.
Swotter was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Tesla pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Tesla throws a series of punches but Swotter moves out of range.
Tesla lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Swotter at a distance.
Tesla bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Swotter's head backwards.
Tesla throws a body punch but Swotter moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tesla. Swotter does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tesla throws the kick towards the body but Swotter avoids it.
Swotter thinks about the counter body kick.
Swotter lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tesla tries to land a front kick but Swotter steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Swotter shapes to counter with a head kick.
Swotter walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Tesla checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Nice defenses there by Swotter.
Swotter misses with a wild combination.
Swotter lands with a hook. Tesla tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tesla lands with a kick to the ribs.
Tesla swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Swotter shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Swotter is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Swotter fakes the leg kick and cracks Tesla in the body.
Swotter takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Swotter connects with a right hand. Tesla shakes it off.
Swotter defending well as Tesla loads up on a big left hand.
Tesla throws a body punch but Swotter moves out of range.
Glock Tesla is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Swotter looks for the body kick but Tesla saw that one coming.
Tesla misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Swotter takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Swotter scores with a nice head shot.
Swotter throws a shot to the body.
Swotter throws a hook but Tesla avoids it easily.
Swotter blocks a head kick by Tesla.
Harry Swotter has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tesla ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Swotter moves away.
A low kick lands for Swotter.
Swotter throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tesla. Swotter does a little dance to reset his feet.
Swotter throws a leg kick
and Tesla counters with a stiff right hand.
Tesla lands the left hand.
Tesla misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Swotter ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tesla moves away.
Tesla lands a right hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Swotter throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Tesla misses the shot to the body.
Tesla tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Swotter was well out of range. Poor timing from Tesla.
Tesla tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tesla avoids a punch combination nicely.
Tesla misses with a head kick.
Swotter swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A swing and a miss from Swotter.
Swotter takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Tesla lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Tesla lands a nice looking body kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Glock Tesla showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Tesla has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 30:27
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Glock Tesla!
In his post fight interview, Glock Tesla started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.