PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Osama Bin Laden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Who Cares (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cares has chosen Shogun Named Marcus as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Bin Laden
vs
Cares

185 cm
18
175 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

183 cm
22
170 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Tends to cut

Bushido Clothing
Boondock Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Osama Bin Laden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Who Cares!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, George Francis and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cares swinging wilding here.
Bin Laden tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A chopping leg kick lands by Cares.

Cares fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bin Laden, pushing him back against the cage.
Cares tries to land a knee to the head but Bin Laden blocks with his arms.
Cares tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cares prevents a takedown attempt there.
Bin Laden is breathing heavily.

Cares escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bin Laden.
Who Cares seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bin Laden looks frusrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Osama Bin Laden. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cares misses with a kick to the body.
Cares lands with a thumping leg kick.
Cares moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cares rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bin Laden moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cares scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden shoots in but no luck this time.
A combination from Cares does no damage.
Cares is looking to clinch but Bin Laden is avoiding it.
Bin Laden throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cares.
Bin Laden shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Cares as he avoids it easily.
Bin Laden slips a jab and a cross from Cares.
A decent looking cross lands there for Cares.
No joy there for Cares, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cares throws a right and a left that Bin Laden avoids nicely.
Cares throws a leg kick which misses Bin Laden's front leg but catches the back leg as Bin Laden tries to avoid it.

Cares clinches up against the cage.
Cares landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

Cares breaks from the clinch.
Cares tries a low kick but Bin Laden avoids it.
Cares throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bin Laden.
Cares throws a right and a left that Bin Laden avoids nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cares throws the left hand but Bin Laden avoids the punch easily.
Bin Laden shoots in but no luck this time.
Cares throws a left and a right that both miss

and Bin Laden counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bin Laden slips nicely into half guard, despite the strikes coming from Cares.
Bin Laden looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Cares looks like he's trying to stand up.
Bin Laden trying to pass the guard but Cares defending well.
Bin Laden is thwarting Cares's attempts to control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Cares looking for submissions off his back.
Bin Laden wants to lay and pray for a moment but Cares keeps working.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Bin Laden fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Who Cares is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bin Laden ducks right into an uppercut from Cares.

Cares has managed to clinch.
Good body shot from Cares.
Knees in the clinch landing for Cares.
Nice elbow from Cares.

Cares breaks the clinch.
Bin Laden tries for a takedown but Cares sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Cares moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

Cares fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bin Laden, pushing him back against the cage.
Cares is trying to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cares wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Cares lands with a right to the head.
Bin Laden stalls.

Cares breaks the clinch.
Bin Laden shoots in for a takedown but Cares shows good takedown defense.
Bin Laden fails with the takedown.
Bin Laden misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Cares tries to bum rush Bin Laden with a series of wild strikes but Bin Laden uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cares moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cares dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bin Laden. That did some damage!
Cares misses with a body kick.
Horrible takedown by Bin Laden or perhaps it was just good defense by Cares which made him look bad.
Cares throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Who Cares dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Cares has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cares lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bin Laden or not.

Cares manages to break the clinch.
Nice uppercut there from Cares.
Cares scores with a three punch combo!
Bin Laden shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Osama Bin Laden is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bin Laden slips under a jab from Cares.

Bin Laden bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Bin Laden trying to control the action but Cares is working from the bottom.
Cares is looking to regain half guard here but Bin Laden keeps moving and retains side control.

Cares reaches up around Bin Laden's neck trying to control. But Bin Laden takes advantage instantly and he's locked on an arm triangle! Big trouble for Cares! Oh that looks nasty! A human being's head is not meant to turn that color! Cares is out! He's gone limp! The ref steps in to break the fighters up and Bin Laden celebrates the victory with the fans!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Osama Bin Laden!