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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Long Schlong (ranked 2453 p4p, 4716 weight class) and Ines Lato (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ines Lato was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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19 - 18 - 1 |
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140
8 - 4 - 0 |
Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Long Schlong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ines Lato!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Roger Salmon and Josh West.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schlong closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Schlong moves into full mount!
Schlong is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Schlong!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Long Schlong!
An out of breath Long Schlong thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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