PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Wulfgang Bleak (ranked 2109 p4p, 3961 weight class) and Dingleberry Jones (ranked 265 p4p, 410 weight class). Bleak comes to the cage accompanied by Du Hast - Rammstein. Jones has chosen Hell Yeah as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Bleak
vs
Jones

181 cm
33
159
27 - 15 - 1

172 cm
38
148
19 - 26 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Advance Sport Supplements

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 15 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Wulfgang Bleak!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 26 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dingleberry Jones!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Jones looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bleak is looking to counter punch.

Bleak tries to sprawl but Jones drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Jones lands strikes from half guard.
Jones is trying to control the action in half guard but Bleak is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Bleak is looking to escape.
Bleak blocking the ground and pound attempt from Jones.
Jones throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Jones throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones is trying to control. Bleak wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Bleak is trying to stand.
Well, if Jones is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Bleak is trying to stand up here but Jones is controlling him well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Jones is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Jones throwing shots but Bleak is blocking nicely.
Bleak is trying to stand.
Jones stalling.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Ground and pound from Jones.
Jones misses with a head shot. Bleak uses the momentum to regain guard.
Jones trying to control but Bleak is working from the bottom.
Bleak wants to stand but Jones is controlling the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bleak has his feet on Jones's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Nice uppercut lands for Jones. That snapped Bleak's head back.
Bleak gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jones.
Bleak looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.
Bleak lands a slapping body shot.
Jones scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice uppercut lands for Jones. That snapped Bleak's head back.
Bleak looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jones misses with a right hand
letting Bleak counter with a right hand.
Jones bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones looks to throw the jab but Bleak is out of range.
Jones throws a lazy head kick
and Bleak counters with a right hand to the body.
Jones throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jones takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jones throws a leg kick
and Bleak counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bleak scores with a crisp jab that stopped Jones in his tracks.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bleak.
Bleak changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jones takes a swing at Bleak's ribcage but misses.
A head kick by Jones misses

and Bleak counters with a crisp right hand that drops Jones! Bleak lets Jones back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Jones is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jones tries to get into range but Bleak steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Jones! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Bleak scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Wulfgang Bleak!
Wulfgang Bleak very nearly forgot to thank Advance Sport Supplements amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.