PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johan Joestar (ranked 778 p4p, 1005 weight class) and Hero Primo (ranked 34 p4p, 63 weight class). Joestar comes to the cage accompanied by Coda - Bloody Stream. Primo has chosen Returns a King as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Joestar
vs
Primo

195 cm
36
242
25 - 21 - 0

225 cm
30
287
15 - 9 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Johan Joestar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 1, fighting out of New York, Hero Primo!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Primo turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Primo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Joestar moves out of range of the body kick.
Primo misses the shot to the body.
Primo throws a wild body kick that Joestar sees coming a mile off.
Primo moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Primo will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Primo throws a jab when Joestar was well out of range.
We've been informed that Primo has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Primo thuds his right hand into Joestar's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Primo throws a hook to the side of Joestar's head but Joestar sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Joestar was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
A leg kick checked by Joestar.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Joestar tried to score with a low kick but Primo checks it.
A nice leg kick from Primo, right into the meat of the thigh.
Primo slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Primo is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
A punch combination from Joestar misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joestar fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Joestar scores with a jab to the body.
A low kick from Primo is predictable there
and Joestar counters with a stiff right hand.
Joestar misses with a head kick.
Joestar takes a jab right on the kisser.
Primo lands a nice looking body kick.
Primo walks forward, straight into a front kick from Joestar.
Primo is looking to score with low kicks.
A solid leg kick lands there for Primo.
Primo looks for the body kick but Joestar saw that one coming.
A jab from Primo misses.
A shot to the body from Primo misses
and Joestar counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Hero Primo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Primo looks winded!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Primo lands a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Primo misses with a hook
and Joestar counters with a nice uppercut.
Joestar scores with a nice body kick.
Primo is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A head kick misses from Joestar.
Primo shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Joestar fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Primo thows a leg kick but Joestar checks it
and Joestar counters with a big right hand! Oh Primo is in trouble here! Joestar follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Johan Joestar!
Johan Joestar decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
In defeat, Hero Primo stepped up to the mic, saying 'I’ll Train Hard & Win Next Fight'.