PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crazy Legs (ranked 3023 p4p, 2263 weight class) and Imro Rozenblad (ranked 156 p4p, 119 weight class). Legs's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Walk - Pantera. Rozenblad comes into a darkened arena with his song building. They Don’t Care About Us kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The key to victory for Crazy Legs has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Legs
vs
Rozenblad

190 cm
30
270
6 - 8 - 0

225 cm
30
300
12 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crazy Legs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Imro Rozenblad!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, James Atkins and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rozenblad shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Legs defends it nicely.
Rozenblad fails with the takedown
and Legs counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Legs connects with a body shot.
Rozenblad shoots for a double leg takedown but Legs sprawls well. He's pushed Rozenblad's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Crazy Legs has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Imro Rozenblad.

Rozenblad decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Legs wants to control but Rozenblad is keeping busy.
Rozenblad wants to pass to mount but Legs is defending the position.
Rozenblad wants to control but Legs is keeping him busy.
Legs makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Legs.
Rozenblad postures up in Legs's guard and throws a big left but Legs blocks it.
Rozenblad preventing the sweep.

Rozenblad avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Legs looking for a sweep. Not yet Legs, not yet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Legs manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Rozenblad manages to get himself to full guard.

Rozenblad has a closed guard, preventing Legs from standing up.
Rozenblad looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Rozenblad looking to hit a scissor sweep but Legs is one step ahead there.
Legs has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Rozenblad is proving hard to escape from.
Legs stopping the sweep attempt from Rozenblad.

Legs gets to his feet. Rozenblad looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Rozenblad darts in looking for a takedown but Legs gets double underhooks and turns Rozenblad into the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rozenblad shoots in for a double leg but Legs sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Rozenblad tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Legs swivels and escapes.
A counter left hand to the body from Legs misses its target.
Rozenblad shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Legs pinned against the cage. Legs gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
It looked like Legs wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Rozenblad uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Legs.
Rozenblad is trying hard to land a takedown here. Legs sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Legs digs a good body shot into Rozenblad's ribs.
Legs lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Rozenblad misses with a takedown attempt - Legs sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Rozenblad shoots in looking for a takedown. Legs tries to sprawl out of it but Rozenblad keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Legs manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Rozenblad takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Rozenblad has a takedown stuffed.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rozenblad with a lazy takedown attempt
and Legs counters with a nice uppercut.
Rozenblad tries for a takedown but Legs circles away easily
and Legs cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Rozenblad gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Legs cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Rozenblad tries to score a power double leg takedown but Legs sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Rozenblad somewhat.
Rozenblad fails to land the takedown.
We've been told by Legs's head coaches at Rollins Fitness that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Rozenblad walks into a straight right hand from Legs.
Rozenblad with a lazy takedown attempt
and Legs counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Rozenblad will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Legs wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Rozenblad looks winded!
Legs connects with the punch.
Rozenblad steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Legs.
Legs bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Rozenblad's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Legs with a jab.
Imro Rozenblad seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rozenblad darts in looking for a takedown but Legs gets double underhooks and turns Rozenblad into the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rozenblad shoots for a double leg takedown but Legs sprawls well. He's pushed Rozenblad's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Legs jabs at Rozenblad's body.
Legs pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Rozenblad back to the cage. Legs follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Rozenblad looks for a takedown but Legs sprawls well.

Rozenblad looking to score a takedown here. Legs is defending well but Rozenblad drives through and ends up in Legs's guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Legs is on top in guard.

Legs wanted to stand there but Rozenblad had control of the position.
We've been informed that Rozenblad has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Legs sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Rozenblad's guard.

Legs decides to stand and escape the position.
Rozenblad closes this distance looking for a takedown but Legs circles away.
Legs is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A slow jab from Legs misses its intended target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Crazy Legs dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Legs looks to land a right hand but Rozenblad moved out of range.
Rozenblad slips under a jab from Legs.
Legs with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Rozenblad fails to land the takedown.
Rozenblad dives in and grabs Legs's left leg, looking for a takedown. Legs pushes down on Rozenblad's head and hops out.
Legs was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Rozenblad takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Rozenblad closes the distance and clinches up with Legs, looking for a takedown. Rozenblad pushes Legs against the cage but Legs circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Crazy Legs has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Imro Rozenblad.

Legs gets caught flat footed, as Rozenblad shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Legs is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Legs decides to stand and escape the position.
Nice shot lands for Legs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rozenblad defending well as Legs loads up on a big left hand.
Legs works Rozenblad's body with a nice hook.
Rozenblad shoots in looking for a takedown. Legs tries to sprawl out of it but Rozenblad keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Legs manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
A little feinted left hand from Legs on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rozenblad shoots in for a takedown but Legs shows good takedown defense.
Legs is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rozenblad can do to turn this around?
Legs lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Rozenblad misses with a takedown attempt
and Legs counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Rozenblad is breathing heavily.
Rozenblad fails with a takedown attempt.
Legs is looking to counter punch.
Legs swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crazy Legs is winning the standup battle so far.
Rozenblad tries for a takedown but Legs sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Legs connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The crowd cheers as Legs lands an impressive looking overhand right. Rozenblad doesn't seem phased though.
Rozenblad takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Rozenblad on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Rozenblad moves out of range as Legs strikes.
Rozenblad is trying hard to land a takedown here. Legs sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Legs throws a big shot that misses.
Rozenblad walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Legs scores with a jab. Rozenblad acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Legs throws a body punch but Rozenblad moves out of range.
A combination from Legs does no damage.
Rozenblad uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Legs jabs at Rozenblad's body.
Rozenblad uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Legs.
The fighters circle momentarily. Legs darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Rozenblad shoots in for a double leg but Legs sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

Legs gets caught napping as Rozenblad dives in and scores a takedown. Legs manages to retain guard.
Legs lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Rozenblad looking for a sweep. Not yet Rozenblad, not yet.
Legs wants to stand but Rozenblad is controlling his posture from full guard.
Rozenblad looking to control.
Legs works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Legs wants to stand but Rozenblad has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Rozenblad is trying to get back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Legs tries to pass the half guard into mount. Rozenblad knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Legs wants to stand but Rozenblad has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Rozenblad controlling the position for now.
Rozenblad is trying to control but can't.

Legs escapes and gets back to his feet.
Legs cracks Rozenblad with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Rozenblad takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Legs throws a series of punches but Rozenblad moves out of range.
Legs pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Legs tests Rozenblad's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Rozenblad goes for a double leg but Legs avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Legs continues to drive forward.
A counter left hand to the body from Legs misses its target.
Rozenblad has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Legs tests Rozenblad's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Rozenblad will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Legs is looking to counter punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rozenblad on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Legs takes a swing at Rozenblad's ribcage but misses.
Legs connects with the punch.
Rozenblad takes one to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Legs throws a good cross that connects.
Rozenblad fails to land the takedown.
Legs works Rozenblad's body with a nice hook.
Rozenblad takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Rozenblad takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Legs defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Rozenblad.
As Rozenblad looks to move away, Legs throws a big counter combo but Rozenblad just gets out of the way.
Legs misses with a few strikes there.
Legs punishes Rozenblad's body with a nice straight punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Legs lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Rozenblad doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Legs digs a good hook to Rozenblad's body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Crazy Legs dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Legs pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Rozenblad back to the cage. Legs follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Rozenblad looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Legs is fending him off so far but Rozenblad persists. Nope, Legs circles away and we're back to standing.
Legs throws a hook to the side of Rozenblad's head but Rozenblad sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rozenblad avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rozenblad staying out of range there.
Rozenblad shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Legs as he avoids it easily.
Rozenblad shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Legs defends it nicely.
Crazy Legs has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Imro Rozenblad.
Rozenblad will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Legs throws a shot from downtown. Rozenblad moves away and avoids it.
Rozenblad fails with a takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Legs with a nice cross.
Legs scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Rozenblad takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Legs throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Legs fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Rozenblad looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rozenblad takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Legs misses with an uppercut.
Rozenblad has his takedown stuffed
and Legs counters with a right hand to the body.
Rozenblad fails with a takedown attempt.
Rozenblad misses with a takedown
letting Legs counter with a right hand.
Rozenblad shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Legs sprawls well. Legs wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Rozenblad gets slowly back to his feet.
Legs connects with a body shot.
Legs punishes Rozenblad's body with a nice straight punch.
Rozenblad moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Nice shot by Legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Legs connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Legs lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Rozenblad.
Rozenblad slips a jab from Legs.
Rozenblad gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Legs misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rozenblad.
Rozenblad takes a jab right on the kisser.
Rozenblad has his takedown stuffed
and Legs counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Donk. Legs catches Rozenblad right on the button with a cross.
Legs stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Legs stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Legs wants it to stay on the feet.
Rozenblad shoots in but no luck this time.
Legs fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Rozenblad takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Rozenblad fails with the takedown
and Rozenblad takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Legs.
Legs lands with an uppercut that bounces Rozenblad off the cage and back into range.

Rozenblad is rocked!
Rozenblad shoots in looking for a takedown but Legs manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Rozenblad's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
It looked like Legs was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Rozenblad.
Rozenblad is still on wobbly legs! Can Legs finish him?
Rozenblad closes the distance and clinches up with Legs, looking for a takedown. Rozenblad pushes Legs against the cage but Legs circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Legs moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Legs tries to bum rush Rozenblad with a series of wild strikes but Rozenblad uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Legs scores with a jab to the jaw.
Rozenblad shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Legs but Legs pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Rozenblad with a lazy takedown attempt
and Legs counters with a straight right hand.
Legs connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Legs connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Rozenblad tries for a takedown but Legs sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rozenblad has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Legs finds it's way round the side to connect with Rozenblad's head.
Rozenblad ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Legs lands a right hook to the body.
Crazy Legs is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Legs throws a body shot but no joy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rozenblad shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Legs sprawls well. Legs wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Rozenblad gets slowly back to his feet.
Legs displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Rozenblad.
Legs throwing a counter right hand but Rozenblad manages to avoid it.
Rozenblad seems to have recovered his senses.
A swing and a miss from Legs.
Legs's corner calls for a 1-2. Legs obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Rozenblad doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting Legs counter with a right hand.
Imro Rozenblad has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rozenblad takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Rozenblad shoots for a takedown but Legs saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Legs misses its target.
Legs throws a jab when Rozenblad was well out of range.
Legs smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rozenblad takes one on the button.
Rozenblad tries to score a power double leg takedown but Legs sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Rozenblad somewhat.

And that's the end of the fight!
Crazy Legs showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Legs, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:26
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:26
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Crazy Legs!
Crazy Legs seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.