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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Finn The Human (ranked 2320 p4p, 3298 weight class) and World Peace (ranked 143 p4p, 196 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think The Human might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Adventure Time. Peace has chosen Crazy as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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45
135
38 - 16 - 2 |
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165 cm
22
135
7 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 16 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Finn The Human!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, World Peace!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Elvis Blanc and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Peace doesn't succeed with the takedown
and The Human connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Human looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Peace has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Peace there as he acknowledges the shot.
Peace fails with an attempt to clinch.
The Human lands a leg kick that knocks Peace off balance momentarily.
The Human lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The Human stuffs the takedown.
Peace tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Human was well out of range. Poor timing from Peace.
Finn The Human seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Human misses the shot to the body.
The Human really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Peace goes for a double leg but The Human avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as The Human continues to drive forward.
Finn The Human has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of World Peace.
The Human keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Peace ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Human moves away.
Peace looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Peace looks to score with a jab to the body but The Human is just out of range.
The Human uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Peace.
Peace throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Peace swings for the body but The Human moves out of range.
Peace tries to score a power double leg takedown but The Human sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Peace somewhat.
It looked like The Human wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Peace doesn't succeed with the takedown
and The Human counters with a stiff right hand.
Peace tries to clinch up but The Human circles away and keeps his distance.
Peace moves out of range as The Human strikes.
Peace lands a right hook to the body.
Peace just misses with a punch to the body.
The Human swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Peace tries for a takedown but The Human sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Peace looks to score with a jab to the body but The Human is just out of range.
Peace swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Human lands a jab.
The Human lands a nice shot that snaps Peace's head back.
Peace is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down The Human rather than just go for the knockout.
The Human avoids a punch combination nicely.
Peace ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Peace throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Peace misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Human.
Peace misses the shot to the body.
The Human uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Peace.
The Human throws the left hand but Peace avoids the punch easily.
A shot to the body from Peace misses
and The Human counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Human misses with a hook. Peace ducked under it nicely.
The Human is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Nice takedown defense from The Human. No joy for Peace on that attempt.
Peace checks a leg kick nicely.
Peace shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with The Human but The Human pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Peace dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Peace tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Human swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Peace fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Human manages to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Peace throws a body shot but no joy.
Peace takes a swing at The Human's ribcage but misses.
Peace on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
The Human lands a jab to the nose.
Peace fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Human manages to avoid it.
Peace just misses with a punch to the body.
The Human uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Peace.
Peace misses with a shot to the body
and The Human counters with a nice uppercut.
The Human throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Peace defending well as The Human loads up on a big left hand.
Peace swings for the body but The Human moves out of range.
The Human swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Peace closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Peace lands in his opponent's guard.
Peace thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Peace drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Peace jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Peace landing with the ground and pound.
Peace wants to control from the top but The Human keeps moving.
Peace won't allow The Human to get back to his feet.
Peace drops back looking for a leg! The Human is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and The Human manages to kick Peace off! Peace jumps back into The Human's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The Human utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Peace drops back looking for a leg! The Human is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and The Human manages to kick Peace off! Peace jumps back into The Human's guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Peace content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but World Peace will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on World Peace's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Peace throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Peace ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Human moves away.
Finn The Human is winning the standup battle so far.
Peace will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Peace throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Peace closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming The Human to the mat! The Human manages to get full guard.
The Human is wriggling around but Peace manages to pass to half guard.
The Human pushes Peace off, looking to escape but Peace dives into side control. He's locked up a kimura now - that was fast! He's cranking on it and The Human is forced to tap! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). World Peace!
World Peace really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Nutritional Shaved Ice logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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