PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between See How Fook (ranked 908 p4p, 688 weight class) and Randy No Neck (ranked 126 p4p, 99 weight class). Fook comes to the cage accompanied by Ladies & Gentlemen. Randy No Neck acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Fook
vs
No Neck

182 cm
22
174
8 - 1 - 0

189 cm
22
174
7 - 2 - 0

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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
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Hakaka La'au Performance

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, See How Fook!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Randy No Neck!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Steve Smith and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fook swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fook throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fook scores with a sloppy right hand. No Neck should have avoided that one.
Fook throws out a leg kick but No Neck moves out of range and Fook only half commits.
No Neck is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Fook throws a hook but No Neck avoids it easily.
Fook uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from No Neck.
Fook scores with a jab to the head.
Fook looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Fook throws a nice inside leg kick.
No Neck takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Fook throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A big left from Fook misses.
Fook takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

It looks like See How Fook has been cut.

Fook tries to keep at a distance but No Neck has taken the fight into the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Fook's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Fook.
No Neck moves out of range as Fook strikes.
No Neck is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
No Neck takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
No Neck misses with a wild combination.
Fook misses with a body shot
and No Neck counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
No Neck avoids the body shot from Fook.
A telegraphed right hand from No Neck misses the target.
An attempted straight right counter from Fook misses the target.
Fook throws a nice looking combination but No Neck bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Fook lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Fook works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Fook throws a leg kick which misses No Neck's front leg but catches the back leg as No Neck tries to avoid it.
No Neck blocks a jab.
Fook jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
No Neck is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fook stuns No Neck with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A swing and a miss from Fook.
A little jabbing left from No Neck on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Fook lands a leg kick that knocks No Neck off balance momentarily.
See How Fook seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No Neck bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
No Neck moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Fook works No Neck's body with a nice hook.
No Neck displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fook throws out the jab.
No Neck checks a leg kick.
No Neck on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Fook moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fook pivots, looking for a leg kick but No Neck is out of range and Fook settles back down.
Fook ducks down and throws a hook to the body but No Neck moves away.
Fook throws an uppercut from half a mile away. No Neck sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fook looks to land a right hand but No Neck moved out of range.
No Neck let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
No Neck is looking to clinch but Fook is avoiding it.
Fook throws the left hand but No Neck avoids the punch easily.
No Neck misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fook.
Fook swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fook cracks No Neck with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Fook thows a leg kick but No Neck checks it

and No Neck counters by moving into the clinch.
No Neck blocks an uppercut.
No Neck doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fook blocking some punches.
No Neck can't find room to land a body shot as Fook controls the action.
No Neck lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fook backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
No Neck jumps guard but Fook stands there with No Neck around his waist. No Neck gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
No Neck tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fook's elbow.
No Neck misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fook lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Fook lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of No Neck backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fook.
Fook has a couple of punches blocked by No Neck.
Fook lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Fook misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fook has a couple of punches blocked by No Neck.
No Neck is trying to pull guard but Fook has him pressed against the cage.
No Neck tries a body shot but Fook blocks it.
Fook misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fook tried to land a shot to the body but connects with No Neck's elbow.
No Neck lands an uppercut.
No Neck working some nice short punches in the clinch.
No Neck misses with a hook to the ribs.
No Neck digs a right hand underneath Fook's ribcage. Fook let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Fook has a couple of punches blocked by No Neck.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

See How Fook dominated that round.
The cut man is working on See How Fook's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Fook swings for the body but No Neck moves out of range.
Fook throws a poor cross that misses
and No Neck cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fook fakes high and swings low for a body shot but No Neck manages to avoid it.
No Neck misses with a wild body shot.
Fook buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fook misses with a looping left.
No Neck staying out of range there.
No Neck wants to counter with a clinch but Fook pushes him away.
Fook tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and No Neck is able to avoid easily.
No Neck moves away from the strike by Fook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fook ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Fook throws a nice inside leg kick.

No Neck clinches.
No Neck has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Fook seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if No Neck can turn it around.
No Neck taking a breather.
No Neck's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
No Neck lands with a left to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fook doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Fook creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fook swings wildly with an uppercut but No Neck uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fook lands a body shot.

No Neck pulls guard successfully.
No Neck working a defensive guard here.

No Neck had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Fook defends it easily.
Fook slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
No Neck tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Fook wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
No Neck wants to control but Fook postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Fook decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Fook catches No Neck with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Fook throws an uppercut from half a mile away. No Neck sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fook throws the left hand but No Neck avoids the punch easily.
No Neck wants to counter with a clinch but Fook pushes him away.
No Neck misses with a looping right.
Fook lands a body shot.
Fook swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
No Neck looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
No Neck moves out of range of the strikes.
No Neck is looking for the big counter here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fook wants to land a leg kick but No Neck is out of range.
Fook lands a glancing blow to the side of No Neck's head.
A big right from Fook misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No Neck is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fook throws an uppercut from half a mile away. No Neck sees it coming and avoids it easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from No Neck! But no joy.
Fook throws a combination. No Neck tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
No Neck lands with a good body shot.
No Neck slips under a jab.
A leg kick checked by No Neck.
No Neck throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fook counters with a nice uppercut.
Fook lands a nice shot that snaps No Neck's head back.
Fook keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A left lands for Fook.
Fook bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of No Neck's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
No Neck ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fook takes a swing at No Neck's ribcage but misses.
No Neck is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
A big right from Fook misses.
Some wild striking there from Fook.
No Neck looks like he wants to counter punch here.
No Neck slips under a jab.
Fook sets himself, and No Neck steps forward looking for the clinch! Fook avoids it this time.
Fook goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
No Neck looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fook uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Fook connects with a crisp jab.
Fook lands a straight punch to the body, keeping No Neck at a distance.
A swing and a miss from Fook.
It seemed like No Neck was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
No Neck ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fook ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

No Neck has taken the fight to the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

See How Fook dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on See How Fook's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Fook, as that shot connected.
No Neck stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fook.
Fook throws a good cross that connects.
Fook tries to land a front kick but No Neck steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A little jabbing left from No Neck on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
No Neck is looking to clinch.
Fook connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Fook waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract No Neck.
Fook lands a glancing blow to the side of No Neck's head.
No Neck has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Fook lands a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fook swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
No Neck walks into a jab.
No Neck gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Fook.
Fook is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that No Neck can do to turn this around?
Fook connects with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No Neck throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
It looked like Fook wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Fook throws a lazy right hand but No Neck sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fook ducks down and throws a hook to the body but No Neck moves away.
Nice shot by No Neck.
Fook tests No Neck's chin there with a solid looking shot.
No Neck ducks under a wild hook from Fook.
Fook throws a nice outside leg kick.
No Neck defending well as Fook loads up on a big left hand.
Fook misses the shot to the body.
See How Fook is winning the standup battle so far.
Fook lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Fook's corner calls for a 1-2. Fook obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Fook scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
No Neck bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Randy No Neck has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
See How Fook is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
No Neck tries to clinch but Fook is having none of it.
No Neck misses the shot to the body.
Fook with a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fook uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
No Neck throws a hook but Fook blocks it.
No Neck uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fook.
No Neck looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A big left from No Neck misses.
Fook takes one on the button.
Fook connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A low kick lands for Fook.
Fook pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A little jabbing left from No Neck on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
No Neck staying out of range there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fook connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between No Neck's hands.
Fook throws a jab but it's blocked by No Neck.
No Neck looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fook throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
No Neck doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
No Neck just misses with a punch to the body.
Fook throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fook throws a jab but it's blocked by No Neck.
Fook throws a right and a left that No Neck avoids nicely.
Fook connects with a body shot.
Fook throws a big shot that misses.
No Neck swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Fook lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
No Neck keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A chopping leg kick lands by Fook.
Fook thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fook is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by No Neck.
No Neck steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Fook.
Fook keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Fook lands a jab to No Neck's midsection.
Fook misses with a left hand
and No Neck counters with a nice uppercut.

See How Fook's cut is getting worse.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
No Neck moves in looking to clinch but Fook pushes him off.
Fook misses with an uppercut
and No Neck counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
No Neck uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fook.
No Neck jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fook misses with a looping right.
No Neck slips a jab from Fook.
No Neck tries to counter with a clinch but Fook shakes him off and moves away.
Fook throws a shot from downtown. No Neck moves away and avoids it.
No Neck chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Fook can pounce on him.

And that's the end of the fight!
See How Fook showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Fook, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... See How Fook!
Our winner, See How Fook, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.