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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Obama Filth (ranked 1443 p4p, 1996 weight class) and I Am Jewish (ranked 181 p4p, 242 weight class). Filth kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Beat the Bastards. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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185 cm 33 193 19 - 15 - 1 |
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180 cm 30 191 11 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling World class boxer Very quick |
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Good wrestler World class MT Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 19 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Obama Filth! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, I Am Jewish! The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Anthony Taglia and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Jewish chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Filth takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
We've been informed that Jewish has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result. Filth shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jewish but Jewish pushes him off and we're back to square one. Jewish moves in looking to clinch but Filth pushes him off. Filth buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Filth connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Jewish takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Filth closes the distance and lands a one-two. Jewish throws a body punch but Filth moves out of range. Jewish closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. Filth breaks from the clinch.
I Am Jewish seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Filth tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Jewish tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Filth manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Filth misses with a wild body shot. Jewish closes the distance and clinches. Filth throws a punch but it's blocked by Jewish. Filth lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jewish backwards. Jewish will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Filth up against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round. Filth blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Filth content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Filth blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jewish misses with a knee to the head. Jewish is stalling here.
Jewish blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Jewish. Jewish lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Filth backwards. Filth throws a head punch that misses. Jewish content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Jewish's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Filth lands with a right to the head. Filth lands with a light punch inside. Filth blocks a body shot from Jewish.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Jewish lands a body punch in the clinch. Filth manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Jewish lands with a left to the head. Filth tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Jewish tries a knee to the head but Filth blocks it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Filth lands a left hand.
Filth breaks the clinch.
Filth lands a left and a right that send Jewish crashing to the mat, dazed. Filth thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Jewish is rocked! Jewish looks to score with a jab to the body but Filth is just out of range. Jewish is still on wobbly legs! Can Filth finish him? Jewish dodges the punch combination from Filth.
Jewish dips to his left and cracks Filth with an uppercut! Jewish seems to have recovered his senses. A nice leg kick lands there from Jewish. Jewish moves into the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Filth breaks from the clinch.
Filth throws a nice outside leg kick. Filth misses with the combination.
Jewish fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Jewish dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Filth. That did some damage! Jewish is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Filth throws a big counter combination but Jewish scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage. Filth slips under a jab from Jewish. A punch lands to the side of Filth 's head but he takes it in his stride. Filth has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jewish. Jewish's corner calls for a 1-2. Jewish obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Filth buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Filth takes one to the chin there. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Filth takes a jab right on the kisser.
Jewish throws a hook but Filth blocks it. Filth is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Jewish doesn't manage to clinch there - Filth circles away.
It looked like Filth was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit. Filth throws a 1-2 combo that connects squarely on Jewish's jaw, knocking him onto his back! Filth dives in looking to finish as Jewish flails his arms in a desperate attempt to block Filth's strikes! Filth is raining down hammerfists and the ref stops it! Jewish's desperate flailing just didn't constitute intelligent defence. Some people will probably question the ref's decision but Jewish was definitely hurt and the ref saved him from taking unnecessary punishment. A fighter's safety is paramount in this sport.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Obama Filth! Obama Filth tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
64% |
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