PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Demolition Man (ranked 4373 p4p, 4409 weight class) and Dude Test (ranked 211 p4p, 0 weight class). Dude Test will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Man
vs
Test

193 cm
21
265
3 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
235
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Demolition Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dude Test!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Chris Saunders and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Man drives through and clinches with Test against the cage.
Test misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Man could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Test blocks a body shot from Man.
A body shot lands from Test.
Test misses with the head strike.
Man misses with a punch to the body.
Man tries to work over Test's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Test misses with a short punch on the inside.
Test lands a left hand.
Test misses with a punch on the inside.
Man has had enough of the clinch but Test keeps him there for the moment.
Test swings wildly with an uppercut but Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Test.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Test prevents a body shot from Man.
Man blocks an uppercut.
Test misses with a hook to the ribs.
Test makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Test misses with some punches.
Test lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man misses with a hook to the ribs.
Test misses with the head strike.
A hook to the body from Man.
Test lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Test prevents a body shot from Man.
Test misses with some punches.
Man tries a body shot but Test blocks it.
Test misses with a punch on the inside.
Man goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Test swings wildly with an uppercut but Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Man doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Test working aggressively here.
Test has a couple of punches blocked by Man.
Man blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Test.

Test escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Test keeps the fight on the outside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Test misses with a hook.
It looked like Man was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Test.
Man tries to close the distance and clinch but Test swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Man closes the distance and clinches.
Test struggles to land a body shot inside as Man controls his hands.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Test.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Test lands with a light punch inside.
Test lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Test lands with a left to the head.
Test lands a nice uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Test fails to land.
Test lands a right hand.

Man is rocked!
Man blocks an uppercut.
Oh Man is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Man seems to have got his legs back now.
Test misses with a hook from the clinch.
Man throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Test tries a body shot but Man blocks it.
Test lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Test dips a shoulder and cracks Man with a mighty uppercut! Man falls back against the cage and Test unloads with a barrage of strikes! Man is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Test screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dude Test!