PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fatty McFatty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Holden McLoughlin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McLoughlin is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Home For A Rest by Spirit Of The West. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

McFatty
vs
McLoughlin

177 cm
24
199 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

183 cm
18
205 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Fatty McFatty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Holden McLoughlin!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Reed Andrews and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFatty lands a really nice looking cross but McLoughlin seems unphased.

It looks like Holden McLoughlin has been cut.
McFatty drops McLoughlin with a left right combo! McFatty follows him down to the ground into side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McFatty connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused McLoughlin some visible discomfort.
McLoughlin is looking for a sweep.

McFatty stands up.
McFatty looks to score with a jab to the body but McLoughlin is just out of range.
McLoughlin pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McFatty sizes up McLoughlin with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
McFatty throws a body punch but McLoughlin moves out of range.
McLoughlin misses with a hook. McFatty ducked under it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McLoughlin steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McFatty.
A left lands for McFatty.
McFatty throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around McLoughlin's waist but McLoughlin gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing McFatty off to one side.
McFatty shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says McLoughlin as he avoids it easily.
McLoughlin slips a jab from McFatty.
McFatty shoots in but McLoughlin avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fatty McFatty. That's going to take a lot out of him.

McFatty shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches McLoughlin napping and manages to drive through into side control!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McLoughlin is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
McFatty in side control lands a decent elbow.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McFatty working the body and head with strikes.
McLoughlin is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
McLoughlin tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McLoughlin is looking for a sweep. McFatty is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

McFatty is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, McLoughlin has managed to free his arm - good work.

McLoughlin actively working from the bottom here.
McLoughlin tries to get to full guard but McFatty has control of the leg.

McFatty escapes and gets back to his feet.
McFatty shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has McLoughlin pinned against the cage. McLoughlin gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFatty uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McLoughlin.
McLoughlin misses with a straight left.
McFatty ducks under a wild hook from McLoughlin.
McFatty tries for a takedown but McLoughlin sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
McLoughlin looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Horrible takedown by McLoughlin or perhaps it was just good defense by McFatty which made him look bad.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
McFatty circles away from the clinch attempt.
McLoughlin scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
McLoughlin fails in his attempt to clinch.

McFatty feints and as McLoughlin raises his hands in defense, McFatty changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.

McLoughlin is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and McFatty defends well.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McLoughlin controls McFatty momentarily but McFatty frees himself.
McLoughlin manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fatty McFatty dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Holden McLoughlin's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

McFatty takes a swing at McLoughlin's ribcage but misses.
McFatty fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
McFatty takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
McFatty misses with a straight right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McFatty rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McLoughlin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
McLoughlin uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McLoughlin avoids the body shot from McFatty.
McLoughlin slips under a jab.
McLoughlin shoots in looking for a takedown. McFatty tries to sprawl out of it but McLoughlin keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. McFatty manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

McFatty changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. McLoughlin looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
McLoughlin tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but McFatty wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
McLoughlin is working to avoid the ground and pound but McFatty connects with a decent elbow.
McFatty is staying tight to McLoughlin's torso, preventing him from escaping.
McLoughlin is trying to improve his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

McFatty decides to stand back up. McFatty steps back and let's McLoughlin get back to his feet.
Fatty McFatty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McLoughlin slips a jab from McFatty.
McFatty fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McLoughlin looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
McLoughlin thumps McFatty with a low kick.
McFatty will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
McFatty misses the jab.
McFatty misses with a straight right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFatty staying out of range there.
McLoughlin doesn't manage to clinch there - McFatty circles away.
Nice jab there from McFatty.

McFatty gets a takedown into half guard.
McLoughlin taking some punishment here, with McFatty in his half guard.

McFatty is looking for a kimura but McLoughlin is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for McFatty to get the leverage.
McLoughlin wants to improve his position but McFatty is controlling well.
McLoughlin has hold of McFatty's hands but McFatty slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

McLoughlin is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but McFatty pulls his head out easily.
Fatty McFatty overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McLoughlin is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
McFatty has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

McFatty decides to stand and escape the position.
McFatty swinging wilding here.
McLoughlin lands with a thumping leg kick.
McLoughlin throws a front kick aimed at McFatty's knee but McFatty avoids it well.
McFatty shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says McLoughlin as he avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fatty McFatty dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Holden McLoughlin's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

A punch combination from McFatty misses.
McLoughlin slips under a jab.
McLoughlin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Decent striking displayed by McFatty there.
Nice jab there from McLoughlin.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McLoughlin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McFatty.
McLoughlin moves in looking to clinch but McFatty pushes him off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McLoughlin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
McFatty takes a swing at McLoughlin's ribcage but misses.
McLoughlin takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A slow jab from McFatty misses its intended target.
McFatty doesn't succeed with the takedown
and McLoughlin counters with a good, hard body kick but McFatty shrugs it off.
McFatty takes a swing at McLoughlin's ribcage but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McFatty shoots in looking for a takedown. McLoughlin tries to sprawl out of it but McFatty keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. McLoughlin manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Fatty McFatty is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McLoughlin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McFatty.
A solid leg kick lands there for McLoughlin.
McLoughlin lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
McFatty thows a left - swing and a miss!
McFatty throws a right hand that McLoughlin ducks under and follows up with a left that McLoughlin also avoids with ease.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFatty shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fatty McFatty. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McLoughlin dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McFatty. That did some damage!
McLoughlin wants to clinch.
Holden McLoughlin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McLoughlin buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
McFatty shoots in for a takedown but McLoughlin shows good takedown defense.
McLoughlin slips under a jab from McFatty.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McFatty misses with a double jab.
A shot to the body from McFatty misses
and McFatty takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McFatty jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McLoughlin tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but McFatty swivels and escapes.
McLoughlin throws a looping overhand right but McFatty ducks down to avoid it.
Fatty McFatty is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
McLoughlin wants to clinch.
McFatty throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Fatty McFatty.
Well McFatty has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:27
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:27
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fatty McFatty!