PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gregor CleaPain (ranked 24516 p4p, 2678 weight class) and Christian Liars (ranked 542 p4p, 303 weight class). Christian Liars is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

CleaPain
vs
Liars

225 cm
20
225
1 - 3 - 0

193 cm
19
257
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Dangerous Nutrition
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Gregor CleaPain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Christian Liars!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Trevor Gratis and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Liars lands a jab to CleaPain's midsection.
Liars throws a hook but CleaPain blocks it.

CleaPain shoots in and bounces Liars off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Liars looking for a sweep. Not yet Liars, not yet.
Liars utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Liars keeping moving, preventing CleaPain from controlling successfully.
Liars is pulling down on CleaPain's head. It's preventing any offense from CleaPain, at least for the moment.
CleaPain definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
CleaPain will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Liars looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
CleaPain lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

CleaPain is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Liars wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
CleaPain trying to control the position from guard on top but Liars is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
CleaPain is looking to work some ground and pound but Liars has wrist control.
Liars really doesn't want to stay on the ground with CleaPain. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Liars keeping moving, preventing CleaPain from controlling successfully.
CleaPain working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
CleaPain trying to control the position from guard on top but Liars is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Liars pulls CleaPain in close to prevent any damage.
Let's hope that Liars has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
CleaPain really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
CleaPain won't allow Liars to sweep him here.
CleaPain chips away with some ground and pound.
CleaPain with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
CleaPain trying to control the position from guard on top but Liars is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
CleaPain has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Liars is controlling CleaPain's posture.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Liars keeping moving, preventing CleaPain from controlling successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Liars striking off his back but it's not causing CleaPain any problems.
Liars seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
CleaPain trying to control the position from guard on top but Liars is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
CleaPain tries for a takedown but Liars sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Liars lands a nice shot to the body.
CleaPain moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
CleaPain takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Nice straight punches there by Liars. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Liars.
Liars circles away from the clinch attempt.
Liars doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
CleaPain looks to clinch
letting Liars counter with a right hand.
CleaPain shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and CleaPain takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

CleaPain is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Liars changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Oh CleaPain is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
CleaPain is breathing heavily.
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Liars engages and cracks CleaPain with a massive lead left hook - CleaPain tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Liars is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Christian Liars!
A very excited looking Christian Liars rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.