PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake Peterson (ranked 4430 p4p, 24069 weight class) and Andronicus Unimanus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Peterson comes to the cage accompanied by Berzerk by Eminem. Unimanus has chosen BoogeyMan as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Peterson
vs
Unimanus

220 cm
29
250
13 - 27 - 0

172 cm
22
267
5 - 9 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Powerful

Knock Out Sups

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jake Peterson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Andronicus Unimanus!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Darius Henderson and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Unimanus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Peterson is trying hard to land a takedown here. Unimanus sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Peterson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Unimanus avoids a punch combination nicely.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Peterson is defended easily by Unimanus.
Unimanus throws a hook but Peterson blocks it.
Unimanus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

Unimanus drops Peterson with a beautiful combination! Peterson stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Unimanus is looking for the KO!

It looks like Jake Peterson has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Unimanus misses with a straight left.
Peterson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Unimanus.
Peterson tries for a takedown but Unimanus sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jake Peterson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A telegraphed right hand from Unimanus misses the target.
Unimanus drops Peterson with a huge uppercut! Peterson drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Unimanus is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Andronicus Unimanus!
After the big win, Andronicus Unimanus made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Knock Out Sups and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.