PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Snake (ranked 5293 p4p, 19139 weight class) and Ginger Jesus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jesus has chosen Jesus Walks BY-KANYE WEST as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Snake
vs
Jesus

190 cm
24
265
5 - 1 - 0

195 cm
43
243
22 - 14 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, David Snake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ginger Jesus!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Leandro Rodrigues and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jesus explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.

Jesus closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Jesus tries to land knees in the clinch but Snake avoids the damage to the body.
Snake misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short right from Jesus.
Snake has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Jesus after a bit of a struggle.
Snake looking to stall.
Snake could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Snake doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jesus working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Snake tries to throw a body punch but Jesus avoids it by throwing Snake back against the cage.
Jesus digs a right hand underneath Snake's ribcage. Snake let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Snake is breathing heavily.
Jesus throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Snakes head.
Nice body punch from Jesus.
Jesus gets through Snake's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jesus lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Snake backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jesus lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jesus lands a left hand that snaps the head of Snake backwards.
Jesus lands a left hand.

Jesus's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A head kick by Jesus - that's a beauty! Snake is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Jesus can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ginger Jesus!
Ginger Jesus decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.