PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Zaphod Beeblebrox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oystein Aarseth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Beeblebrox might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Unearth - One Step Away. Aarseth has chosen norwegian folk songs as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Beeblebrox
vs
Aarseth

180 cm
19
179 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

170 cm
22
176 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Hell's Balls Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Zaphod Beeblebrox!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Oystein Aarseth!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Johanna Lukiainen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox misses the shot to the body.
A punch lands to the side of Aarseth 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Nice takedown defense from Beeblebrox. No joy for Aarseth on that attempt.

Beeblebrox shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Aarseth's guard.
Beeblebrox working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Beeblebrox throws and elbow that misses. Aarseth uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Beeblebrox's guard. Nice move by Aarseth!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Beeblebrox manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Beeblebrox lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Aarseth hang on?
Aarseth can't escape the position.
Beeblebrox throws some wild stikes that Aarseth manages to avoid easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beeblebrox misses with a head shot.
Beeblebrox scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Aarseth?
Beeblebrox throwing strikes here but Aarseth is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Beeblebrox putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Aarseth blocking the ground and pound.
Beeblebrox unloading with bombs!
Beeblebrox unloads with some shots from mount but Aarseth bucks and avoids them well.
Beeblebrox misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Aarseth holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Beeblebrox tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Beeblebrox throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Beeblebrox has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox is landing with some decent strikes but Aarseth is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Beeblebrox throws some wild stikes that Aarseth manages to avoid easily.
Beeblebrox avoids the attempt from Aarseth to control.
Beeblebrox connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Beeblebrox landing shots from mount.
Aarseth is in all sorts of trouble here.
Beeblebrox scoring with strikes but Aarseth is staying in there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Beeblebrox looking to finish with strikes here!
Beeblebrox scoring with strikes but Aarseth is staying in there.
Aarseth looks gassed!
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Aarseth avoids a series of strikes thrown by Beeblebrox.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Beeblebrox throws some wild stikes that Aarseth manages to avoid easily.
Beeblebrox working the ground and pound effectively.

Beeblebrox looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Beeblebrox is landing with some decent strikes but Aarseth is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Aarseth tries to hold on but Beeblebrox postures up.
A nice elbow there by Beeblebrox.
BOOM! Beeblebrox connects with a massive shot to the dome!

It looks like Oystein Aarseth has been cut.
Beeblebrox lands a heavy elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Beeblebrox with a couple of short strikes.
Beeblebrox is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Aarseth really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Beeblebrox. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Beeblebrox cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!

That has opened up Oystein Aarseth's cut even more.
Beeblebrox working Aarseth over with strikes here.

Aarseth is rocked!

Oystein Aarseth's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Oystein Aarseth's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Zaphod Beeblebrox!