PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Demolition Man (ranked 2623 p4p, 4933 weight class) and Mark Arkinson (ranked 133 p4p, 200 weight class). Arkinson comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Breaking Benjamin - So cold kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Man
vs
Arkinson

193 cm
22
265
4 - 2 - 0

224 cm
29
527
8 - 18 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Demolition Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mark Arkinson!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Aafke Stam and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Arkinson scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Arkinson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Arkinson throws a right hand that Man ducks under and follows up with a left that Man also avoids with ease.
Man tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Arkinson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Arkinson throws a hook but Man blocks it.
No joy there for Arkinson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Arkinson bobbing and weaving well here. And he's unloaded with a massive right hand that drops Man! He dives into his guard looking to finish!

Man is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Arkinson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Oh Man is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Arkinson stops Man from standing up.
Arkinson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Arkinson throwing strikes but missing.
Arkinson looks winded!
Arkinson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Man looking to control.
Arkinson throws a big right hand that misses.
Arkinson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Arkinson throwing strikes but missing.
Arkinson prevents Man from getting back to his feet.
Arkinson won't allow Man to sweep him here.
Man avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Man wants to stand and escape but Arkinson is having none of it.

Man kicks Arkinson off and gets to his feet.
Man is holding his hands too far apart here. Arkinson throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Man is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mark Arkinson!
Post fight, Mark Arkinson took to the microphone: 'King Kong Donged 🦍 🦍 🦍 🦍 🦍KING OF THE FUCKIN JUNGLE BABY!!! Put some respect on the big men. I AM DAT MAN I AM THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE!!! '.