PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ding Ding Dong (ranked 24533 p4p, 5374 weight class) and John Dickweed (ranked 0 p4p, 504 weight class). Ding Ding Dong has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Ding Dong
vs
Dickweed

200 cm
21
265
5 - 13 - 0

200 cm
23
275
3 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ding Ding Dong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Dickweed!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Frank Dennis and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickweed displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Ding Dong.
Ding Dong fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

Dickweed changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Ding Dong looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Ding Dong takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Dickweed misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Dickweed connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Ding Dong some visible discomfort.
Dickweed cracks Ding Dong with a big elbow.
Dickweed throws a strike aimed at the side of Ding Dong's head but Ding Dong avoids it well.

Dickweed tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Dickweed in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Ding Dong is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). John Dickweed!
Ding Ding Dong spoke after the fight, saying '"Everybody out there know I beat him, I controlled the fight, he was missing, I hit him plenty more times. I beat him.Let me talk something... I want to thank the whole hood who came out here. I love y'all. I did this for the hood, you know I beat that boy.'.