PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Der Hund (ranked 4018 p4p, 2835 weight class) and Torsten Mjölnir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hund kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Dogs of War. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hund
vs
Mjölnir

195 cm
25
272
6 - 8 - 0

200 cm
30
231
5 - 13 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Stoner's Killer Apparel
30th Century Beer Store

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Der Hund!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Torsten Mjölnir!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Jonathan Paton and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hund throws a sloppy head kick
and Mjölnir counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Mjölnir lands with a thumping leg kick.
Mjölnir with a nice calf kick.
Mjölnir bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Hund's head.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Mjölnir!

It looks like Der Hund has been cut.
Hund shoots and misses
and Mjölnir counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mjölnir seems to be stalking Hund here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastating head kick! Hund drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Torsten Mjölnir!
Torsten Mjölnir very nearly forgot to thank Stoner's Killer Apparel amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
The defeated Der Hund had this to say: 'sadly the match didnt go my way, but im gonna go back to training...smarter ...harder'.