PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Randy Macho Man (ranked 2483 p4p, 3280 weight class) and Gordon Hurst (ranked 295 p4p, 378 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Macho Man
vs
Hurst

195 cm
23
270
4 - 2 - 0

195 cm
23
285
6 - 9 - 0

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Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

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Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Randy Macho Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Gordon Hurst!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Ian Loll and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hurst scores with a hook.
Macho Man lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hurst.
Hurst throws a shot from downtown. Macho Man moves away and avoids it.
Macho Man is looking to counter punch.
Hurst throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hurst throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Hurst throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Macho Man.
Macho Man is looking to counter punch.
Hurst lands a right hook to the body.
Hurst lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Macho Man at a distance.
Hurst has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Hurst tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Macho Man was well out of range. Poor timing from Hurst.
Macho Man jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hurst digs a good body shot into Macho Man's ribs.
Hurst connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hurst displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Macho Man throws out the jab.
Macho Man looks to land a right hand but Hurst moved out of range.
It seemed like Hurst was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Hurst ducks under a wild hook from Macho Man.
Hurst looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Hurst throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Macho Man connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Hurst momentarily.
Hurst lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hurst feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Macho Mans jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Hurst misses with a body kick.
Macho Man is looking to counter punch.
Macho Man lands a nice shot that snaps Hurst's head back.
Nice straight punches there by Hurst. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hurst.
Macho Man jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hurst chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Macho Man does it's job there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hurst walks into a stiff left hand from Macho Man.
Hurst slips under a jab from Macho Man.
Macho Man throws a body punch but Hurst moves out of range.
Hurst raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Macho Man avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Good work by Macho Man as he checks the leg kick.
Macho Man circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hurst works the jab nicely.
A nice combination there by Hurst.
Hurst blocks a jab.
It seemed like Hurst was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Macho Man lands with a straight right. Hurst didn't see that one coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hurst uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Macho Man.
Hurst fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Macho Man lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Macho Man cracks Hurst with an open hand slap.
Hurst lands with a good body shot.
Hurst throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
An attempted straight right counter from Macho Man misses the target.
Macho Man is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Hurst fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Macho Man manages to avoid it.
Hurst cracks a nice hook into Macho Man's ribs.
Hurst throws a low kick but Macho Man moves out of range easily.
Macho Man is looking to counter punch.
Macho Man jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Macho Man cracks Hurst with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hurst looks up at the clock. Bad move! Macho Man lands a right hand from hell, dropping Hurst. Macho Man pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Randy Macho Man!
A very excited looking Randy Macho Man made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.