PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bender Mein Armbach (ranked 1724 p4p, 2369 weight class) and Kirov Sturmovik (ranked 235 p4p, 303 weight class). Mein Armbach comes to the cage accompanied by Enter Sandman, Metallica. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mein Armbach
vs
Sturmovik

181 cm
35
181
26 - 22 - 1

190 cm
38
195
20 - 21 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bender Mein Armbach!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 21 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kirov Sturmovik!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mein Armbach avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Mein Armbach throws a series of strikes that have Sturmovik backpedaling.
A punch combination from Sturmovik misses.
Sturmovik misses with a double jab
letting Mein Armbach counter with a right hand.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Mein Armbach, as that shot connected.
Sturmovik misses with a low kick.
Kirov Sturmovik seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mein Armbach connects with a right hand. Sturmovik shakes it off.
Mein Armbach avoids the head kick by Sturmovik.
Sturmovik takes a swing at Mein Armbach's ribcage but misses.
Mein Armbach lands a nice looking body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mein Armbach slips a jab and a cross from Sturmovik.
Mein Armbach lands a really nice looking cross but Sturmovik seems unphased.
Sturmovik goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
An inside leg kick lands from Sturmovik.
Mein Armbach blocks the body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sturmovik misses with an uppercut
and Sturmovik takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Sturmovik misses with a wild combination.
Kirov Sturmovik is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sturmovik tests Mein Armbach's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Sturmovik slips under a jab from Mein Armbach.
Sturmovik takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

Sturmovik is rocked!
Mein Armbach cracks Sturmovik's jaw with two stiff jabs then ducks low and throws a soul-severing right uppercut to the mouth!! Sturmovik slumps to the ground with blood on his lips. The referee steps in before Mein Armbach can do further damage! This one is done, son!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bender Mein Armbach!
As Bender Mein Armbach got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I Hiav vays of making you taap!! You looze zen You Snooze... Muahhhaahaaa!! '.