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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tank Torchertime (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gluteus Maximus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Torchertime comes to the cage accompanied by Ruff Ryders By DMX. Maximus has chosen Baby Got Back as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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218 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
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190 cm
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213 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tank Torchertime!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Gluteus Maximus!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Trevor Gratis and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Torchertime rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Maximus moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Torchertime looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Torchertime.
It looks like Gluteus Maximus has been cut.
Maximus will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Left hook, right uppercut from Torchertime.
Maximus shoots in but no luck this time.
Torchertime tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Maximus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Maximus.
Tank Torchertime has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gluteus Maximus.
Maximus with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Torchertime to score with a decent uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Torchertime darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Torchertime is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Torchertime misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Maximus moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Torchertime lands with a big right hook that stumbles Maximus - he's out on his feet here! Torchertime follows up with another monster hook that separates Maximus from consciousness! Maximus falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Torchertime stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Tank Torchertime!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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