PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Robby Cloud (ranked 1848 p4p, 1386 weight class) and Suga Diabeetus (ranked 217 p4p, 155 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cloud
vs
Diabeetus

184 cm
21
281
6 - 4 - 0

195 cm
23
270
6 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Robby Cloud!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Suga Diabeetus!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Elvis Blanc and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cloud throws a left and a right that both miss
and Diabeetus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cloud just misses with a punch to the body.
Diabeetus throws an overhand right that lands on Cloud's shoulder, as Cloud tries to avoid the shot.
A counter left hand to the body from Cloud misses its target.
Cloud lands with an uppercut that bounces Diabeetus off the cage and back into range.
A left and a right from Cloud both land. Nice combination.
Cloud throws a lazy uppercut
and Diabeetus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Diabeetus steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cloud.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Diabeetus! But no joy.
Cloud misses the shot to the body.
Diabeetus is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Cloud with a body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Cloud misses the target.
It seemed like Diabeetus was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Cloud throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Diabeetus.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cloud lands a nice hook to Diabeetus's body. Diabeetus takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Cloud lands a body shot.
Cloud jabs at Diabeetus's body.
Cloud throws a right hand that misses
and Diabeetus counters with a stiff right hand.
Cloud looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cloud connects with a nice looking jab.
Cloud misses with a wild combination.
Cloud misses with an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cloud misses with a jab, cross combination.
Diabeetus tries a quick counter leg kick but Cloud is wise to it.
Cloud throws a looping overhand right but Diabeetus ducks down to avoid it.
Cloud connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cloud swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Diabeetus counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cloud thinking.
Cloud looks to score with a jab to the body but Diabeetus is just out of range.
Diabeetus let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Cloud swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Diabeetus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Diabeetus slips a jab from Cloud.
Cloud is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Diabeetus.
A lazy left from Cloud finds it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cloud rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Diabeetus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cloud misses with a lunging right hand

and Diabeetus counters with a nice right hand that sends Cloud toppling to the canvas! Cloud scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Diabeetus finish him?!
Cloud misses with a body punch
and Diabeetus counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Suga Diabeetus!
Suga Diabeetus decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.