PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski (ranked 1419 p4p, 4544 weight class) and Jules Ann (ranked 176 p4p, 423 weight class). Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Meet Fran. Ann has chosen Written In My Face as his entrance music. Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jules Ann's chin.

Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski
vs
Ann

189 cm
25
197
11 - 4 - 0

185 cm
26
195
11 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jules Ann!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, John Mangel and Francis DeMontford.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski blocks a head kick by Ann.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski throws a good cross that connects.
Ann takes a swing at Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski's ribcage but misses.
Ann swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses the jab.
A big right from Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses.
A low kick lands for Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski.
Ann goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ann.
Ann misses with a hook to the body
and Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A jab from Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ann misses with a left hand

and Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski counters with a crisp right hand that drops Ann! Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski lets Ann back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Ann is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ann thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ann is still on wobbly legs! Can Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski finish him?
Ann defending well as Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski loads up on a big left hand.
Ann seems to have recovered his senses.
Ann swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski counters with a crisp right that sends Ann to the canvas! Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski!
A relieved looking Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.