PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Matto Kaveri (ranked 3815 p4p, 3877 weight class) and Fat Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bastard has chosen You are perfect the way that you are. as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kaveri
vs
Bastard

225 cm
25
300
2 - 0 - 0

204 cm
25
305
2 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Matto Kaveri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Fat Bastard!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Yves DeLean and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kaveri misses with a takedown
and Kaveri takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Kaveri shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Bastard wants to control but Kaveri is keeping busy.

Kaveri maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Bastard could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Kaveri has cracked it and Bastard is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Kaveri!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Matto Kaveri!
Fat Bastard spoke after the fight, saying 'Back to the drawing board... Probly should erase the penises and start actually studying now.'.