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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joel Osmond (ranked 1580 p4p, 2043 weight class) and Randy Macho Man (ranked 170 p4p, 220 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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6 - 8 - 0 |
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5 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joel Osmond!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Randy Macho Man!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Robert Douchet and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters circling a little - Osmond finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Osmond misses with a body punch
and Macho Man cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
It looks like Joel Osmond has been cut.
Osmond lands with a straight right. Macho Man didn't see that one coming.
Osmond looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Osmond walks into a left hand.
Osmond throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Osmond misses with an uppercut
and Macho Man counters with a nice right hand that sends Osmond toppling to the canvas! Osmond scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Macho Man finish him?!
Osmond is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Macho Man lands with a nice body punch.
Oh Osmond is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Osmond ducks under a wild hook from Macho Man.
Macho Man throws an overhand right that lands on Osmond's shoulder, as Osmond tries to avoid the shot.
Osmond seems to have got his legs back now.
Osmond tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Macho Man is able to avoid easily.
A jab from Osmond misses.
Macho Man tries to bum rush Osmond with a series of wild strikes but Osmond uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Osmond rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Macho Man counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Joel Osmond's cut is getting worse.
Macho Man misses with a two punch combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Osmond lands a jab-cross combination.
Osmond throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Macho Man looks to throw the jab but Osmond is out of range.
Osmond stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Macho Man ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Osmond moves away.
Macho Man swings widly with a right hand
and Macho Man takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Osmond fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Macho Man manages to avoid it.
A little jabbing left from Macho Man on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Osmond throws a sloppy head kick
and Macho Man counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Macho Man checks a leg kick nicely.
Macho Man looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Osmond misses with a jab to the body
and Macho Man counters with a straight right hand.
Joel Osmond seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slow jab from Macho Man misses its intended target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Osmond just misses with a punch to the body.
Osmond misses with a looping left.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Osmond lands a jab.
Macho Man throws a jab when Osmond was well out of range.
Macho Man throws a poor cross that misses
and Osmond counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Macho Man bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Osmond throws a hook but Macho Man blocks it.
Osmond fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Macho Man looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Macho Man misses with a straight right.
A jab from Macho Man misses.
Macho Man's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Osmond connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Macho Man scrambles back to his feet.
Macho Man lands with a right hand.
Joel Osmond's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Macho Man takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Osmond misses the shot to the body.
Osmond looks to land a right hand but Macho Man moved out of range.
Osmond takes a swing at Macho Man's ribcage but misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Osmond misses the target.
Macho Man lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Macho Man waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Osmond.
Macho Man uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Osmond.
Macho Man throws out a counter right but Osmond avoids it with no problem.
Macho Man on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Osmond misses with a double jab
and Macho Man cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jeez, Joel Osmond's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Macho Man avoids the body shot from Osmond.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Osmond scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Osmond missing with a left hand there. Macho Man was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Osmond misses with a straight right.
Macho Man throws out a counter right but Osmond avoids it with no problem.
Osmond misses with a hook.
Macho Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Osmond manages to avoid it.
A jab from Macho Man misses.
Macho Man throws a hook but Osmond blocks it.
Macho Man might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Macho Man on the wrong end of a nice hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Osmond throws a body punch but Macho Man moves out of range.
Osmond swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Macho Man throws a right hand that misses
and Osmond counters with a stiff right hand.
Osmond takes a swing at Macho Man's ribcage but misses.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Osmond comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Macho Man drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Macho Man keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Osmond.
A nice side step and Macho Man releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Osmond lands with a nice body punch.
Osmond lands a body shot.
Osmond misses the jab.
Macho Man misses with a lunging right hand
and Osmond counters with a stiff right hand.
Osmond blocks a jab.
Macho Man throws a hook to the side of Osmond's head but Osmond sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Osmond lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Macho Man drops his hands momentarily and Osmond takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Osmond ducks under a wild hook from Macho Man.
Macho Man misses with an uppercut.
Osmond throws a right hand that misses
and Macho Man counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Joel Osmond's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 6:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Randy Macho Man!
An out of breath Randy Macho Man thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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