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Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Andreas Jes (ranked 5700 p4p, 4498 weight class) and Liquid Fart (ranked 576 p4p, 481 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Liquid Fart enters the ring!
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Excellent boxer
Very strong
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Excellent MT
Heavy handed
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Andreas Jes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Liquid Fart!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Eddie Farnsworth and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jes is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fart.
Fart with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jes definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jes throws a body shot but no joy.
Fart throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jes.
A counter left hand to the body from Jes misses its target.
Andreas Jes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jes swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fart throws a body punch but Jes moves out of range.
Jes misses with a body shot.
It seemed like Fart was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Fart lands a nice looking body shot.
Jes loads up on a big right hand but Fart slips the punch.
Fart wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big right from Jes misses.
Jes throws a looping overhand right but Fart ducks down to avoid it.
Fart fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jes has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jes misses with a looping left.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fart lands with a nice body punch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fart. Jes does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fart throws a series of punches but Jes moves out of range.
Jes dodges the punch combination from Fart.
Jes misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fart.
Jes pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nice shot lands for Fart.
Jes gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jes takes a swing at Fart's ribcage but misses.
Jes connects with a jab.
Jes misses the shot to the body.
Jes ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Fart takes a shot to the body in his stride.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice cross by Jes.
Fart swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jes throws a lazy uppercut
and Jes takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fart.
A telegraphed right hand from Jes misses the target.
Jes throws out a loose jab but Fart uses good head movement to avoid it.
A telegraphed right hand from Jes misses the target.
Fart jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jes throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fart counters with an outside leg kick.
Jes misses with a looping right.
Jes stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fart.
That kick from Fart tenderised Jes's leg. Jes is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fart misses with a right hand
and Jes counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Fart throws a body shot but no joy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Liquid Fart dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Fart fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fart has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Fart takes one on the button.
Fart missing with a left hand there. Jes was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fart scoring well with a low kick there.
Fart will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jes is looking to counter punch.
Jes looks to score with a jab to the body but Fart is just out of range.
Fart wants to counter with a clinch but Jes pushes him away.
The fighters circling - Jes throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fart looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jes throws a jab but it's blocked by Fart.
The crowd cheers as Fart lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jes doesn't seem phased though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jes throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A little jabbing left from Fart on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Fart tries to bum rush Jes with a series of wild strikes but Jes uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jes is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Fart connects with the punch.
Jes keeps the fight on the outside.
Andreas Jes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fart uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jes.
Jes looks to throw the jab but Fart is out of range.
Fart throws an off balance right hand
and Fart takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jes throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fart counters with a low kick, right behind Jes 's knee.
Jes just misses with a punch to the body.
Jes misses the shot to the body.
Fart looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jes throws an overhand right that lands on Fart's shoulder, as Fart tries to avoid the shot.
Fart scoring well with a low kick there.
Jes just misses with a punch to the body.
Fart was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Fart tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Jes manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jes is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Jes throws a shot from downtown. Fart moves away and avoids it.
Fart dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jes. That did some damage!
Jes swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Fart counters with a nice leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jes's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Fart connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jes scrambles back to his feet.
Jes lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jes misses with a right hand
and Fart counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A shot to the liver by Jes. Beautiful body shot.
Jes takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fart wants to clinch but Jes slips to the side
and Jes counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jes takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Jes is rocked!
Jes drops his guard momentarily, allowing Fart to crack him with a picture perfect lead left hook! Boom! Down goes Jes! Oh, he's in big trouble - I don't like his chances here as the referee's count reaches 5. 6,7,8,9...10! He's out! Fart takes it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Liquid Fart!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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