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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Lorenzo Benedetti (ranked 2255 p4p, 23228 weight class) and Mmm Mmm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Benedetti's entrance music is Gloom, Doom, Heartache & Whiskey - Viking Skull. A fine choice. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mmm Mmm was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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173 cm 35 147 27 - 17 - 4 |
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165 cm 27 143 22 - 97 - 1 |
Great wrestler World class boxer Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt Counter fighter Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 27 - 17 - 4, fighting out of Sydney, Lorenzo Benedetti! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 22 - 97 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mmm Mmm! The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Topper Green and Ben Hemmingworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Benedetti closes the distance and pushes Mmm back into the cage. A nice right hand lands inside from Benedetti. Benedetti lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mmm backwards. A nice left hand lands by Benedetti.
Benedetti lands a hook to the side of the head. Mmm is trying to push Benedetti away but Benedetti has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere. Benedetti lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Mmm takes a shot to the head. Benedetti pushes Mmm back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Benedetti scores with a shoulder strike. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Still in the clinch, Benedetti scores with a nice short uppercut. Benedetti is pressed up against the cage. Mmm has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Benedetti down to the mat. Benedetti avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. Benedetti drives through and clinches with Mmm against the cage.
Benedetti lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mmm backwards. Mmm looking for a takedown. Benedetti scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round. Mmm takes a shot to the head. Benedetti throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mmms head. Benedetti lands a hook that snaps the head of Mmm backwards. Benedetti working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Mmm's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Benedetti lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mmm backwards. Benedetti scores with a nice hook to the head.
Mmm is rocked! Benedetti lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Mmm is still on wobbly legs! Can Benedetti finish him? Benedetti lands with a right to the head. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Benedetti lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Benedetti lands a hook that snaps the head of Mmm backwards. Mmm's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Benedetti throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mmms head. Benedetti dips a shoulder and cracks Mmm with a mighty uppercut! Mmm falls back against the cage and Benedetti unloads with a barrage of strikes! Mmm is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Benedetti screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lorenzo Benedetti! A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Lorenzo Benedetti made sure he mentioned Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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