PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kilian Kantorowicz (ranked 3933 p4p, 25081 weight class) and Dirty Undies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dirty Undies is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Kantorowicz
vs
Undies

201 cm
18
280
0 - 0 - 0

192 cm
19
250
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kilian Kantorowicz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Dirty Undies!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Dmitry Maklakov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kantorowicz lands a slapping body shot.
Kantorowicz misses with a low kick.
Undies looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Kantorowicz lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Kantorowicz throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Undies holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Kantorowicz is trying to push Undies away but Undies has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kantorowicz is trying to break the clinch but Undies has him pressed against the cage.
Undies tries to pull guard but Kantorowicz holds him up against the cage and eventually Undies drops back down to his feet.

Undies has Kantorowicz pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Undies pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Kantorowicz tumbling to the mat - Undies dives into Kantorowicz's guard.
Undies stays in close to Kantorowicz's body and controls the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Undies throwing strikes but missing.
Undies looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Undies sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Kantorowicz's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Undies trying to control the pace.
Undies not landing any meaningful shots this time.

Undies decides to return to a standing position.
Kantorowicz throws a series of punches but Undies moves out of range.
Undies fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Kantorowicz avoids it really well and circles away.
Kantorowicz smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Kantorowicz gets tackled into the cage by Undies. Undies maintains the clinch.
Undies prevents Kantorowicz from breaking the clinch.
Undies lands an elbow inside that Kantorowicz shrugs off.

Undies gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Kantorowicz can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Undies controls the pace.
Undies sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Kantorowicz's guard.
Undies frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Undies controlling from mount.
Kantorowicz is bucking up trying to escape but Undies cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Undies should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Undies lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Undies with shots to the head and body - Kantorowicz looks very uncomfortable down there.
Kantorowicz is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Undies controlling the position easily from mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dirty Undies dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Kantorowicz misses with a jab, cross combination.
Undies moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

Undies clinches.
Undies is looking to take this one to the mat.

Undies pulls guard successfully.

Undies is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Undies throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Undies looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Undies lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Undies. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Kantorowicz is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Undies dives into side control.
Undies is staying tight to Kantorowicz's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Undies landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Undies working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee asks Undies politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Undies prefers to stall for the moment though.

Undies tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Check out the look on Undies's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Undies is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Undies scoring with punches and elbows.
Kantorowicz seems a little lost for a moment, as Undies dominates the positioning.
Undies advances nicely into full mount.
Undies looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Undies content just to control the position here.
Undies's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Undies working the ground and pound effectively.

Undies looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Undies tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dirty Undies showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Kantorowicz misses with a few strikes there.

Undies gets a clinch.
Undies jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Kantorowicz walks away with a smile on his face. Undies gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Kantorowicz throws a leg kick

and Undies counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Kantorowicz!
Kantorowicz bucks up and tries to throw Undies off but instead Undies has got his back!
Watch the back of the head! Comes the shout from the referee towards Undies.
Kantorowicz knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Undies on the ground.
Undies controls the position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
More stalling from Undies.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Undies looking for the rear naked choke. And he's got it! Kantorowicz taps!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Dirty Undies!