PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ginger Jesus (ranked 1746 p4p, 4439 weight class) and Oscar Meyer (ranked 87 p4p, 227 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jesus might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Jesus Walks BY-KANYE WEST. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Jesus
vs
Meyer

195 cm
45
243
30 - 15 - 0

199 cm
46
270
23 - 50 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ginger Jesus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 50 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oscar Meyer!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Radbod Blank and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meyer on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

It looks like Oscar Meyer has been cut.
Jesus tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
And Meyer tries to counter it with a takedown but Jesus pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Jesus looks to clinch
and Meyer counters with a series of strikes. Jesus will be more careful next time no doubt.

Jesus clinches.
Jesus throws a head punch that misses.
Jesus lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Meyer or not.
Jesus misses with some punches.
Jesus scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short right from Jesus on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Meyer.
A short uppercut from Jesus.

Meyer is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jesus lands a big right hand that drops Meyer! The killer instinct kicks in and Jesus finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Jesus!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ginger Jesus!
After winning the bout, Ginger Jesus thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.