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GFY 14 - The Bottled Fart PBP Commentary |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 50 wins and 41 losses; Pacer Dalton! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 4 losses; Walter Wiener!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Dalton tries to keep at a distance but Wiener has taken the fight into the clinch.
Dalton can't get the takedown.
Dalton tries for a takedown but Wiener manages to get underhooks.
Wiener is trying to pull guard but Dalton turns him against the ropes and we stay in the clinch.
Wiener has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Dalton is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Wiener tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Dalton just stands there and leans against the ropes.
Pacer Dalton has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Walter Wiener.
Dalton turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Dalton manages to end up in side control. Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Dalton (4) vs (0) Wiener
Wiener being controlled for a moment.
Dalton seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Wiener for as long as he can get away with.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dalton continues to stall.
Wiener wants to control but Dalton postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dalton controlling from side mount.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Wiener manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Dalton wants to pass to mount but Wiener is defending the position.
Dalton content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Dalton tries to pass to full mount but Wiener defends it.
Dalton seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Dalton is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dalton tries to pass the half guard into mount. Wiener knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Dalton controlling the action here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Wiener wants to get back to full guard.
Dalton with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Dalton moves nicely into side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Dalton (7) vs (0) Wiener
Dalton controls the position from side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wiener tries to buck Dalton off but Dalton is having none of it.
Dalton takes a little break here. Wiener wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Dalton has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Wiener wants to control but Dalton postures up.
The referee asks Dalton politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Dalton prefers to stall for the moment though.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Wiener is looking to reverse the position.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Dalton in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Wiener tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Dalton controls the position.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Dalton.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Wiener can do anything to dispel that myth.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Dalton's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Wiener tries to improve position but can't.
Dalton controls the position.
Dalton continues to hold on tight.
More hug and hope from Dalton.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Wiener is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Dalton controls the position from side control.
Wiener is trying to improve his position.
Dalton just content to control the position.
Wiener struggling a bit here.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Dalton in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Wiener wants to control but Dalton postures up.
Wiener is trying to escape the position but Dalton is controlling the position.
Wiener is looking for a sweep.
Dalton just content to control the position.
Wiener is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Further stalling from Dalton.
Dalton working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Wiener is trying to control Dalton's posture but Dalton avoids it.
Dalton just content to control the position.
Wiener is looking for a sweep.
Dalton in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Wiener is looking for a sweep.
We've been informed that Wiener has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Dalton moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Wiener tries to improve position but can't.
Dalton happy to just control the position for now.
That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Wiener holding on.
Dalton is trying to get an arm triangle but Wiener is defending well.
Wiener tries to improve position but can't.
Dalton is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Wiener's shoulder. That is not cool.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Dalton is stinking the place up with his stalling.
Wiener tries to buck Dalton off but Dalton is having none of it.
Dalton is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that's the end of the fight!
Dalton takes the fight on points by 7 to 0.
A relieved looking Pacer Dalton thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it. |
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