PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Android Sixty Five (ranked 2323 p4p, 3043 weight class) and Muthafucka Jones (ranked 246 p4p, 307 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sixty Five
vs
Jones

181 cm
21
185
2 - 0 - 0

190 cm
21
182
3 - 1 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Counter fighter
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

The Pharmacy Phuket
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Android Sixty Five!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Muthafucka Jones!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Tarja Halkonen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sixty Five ducks under a wild hook from Jones.
Jones throws a hook to the side of Sixty Five's head but Sixty Five sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Muthafucka Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones loads up on a big right hand but Sixty Five slips the punch.
Sixty Five drops down looking for a counter takedown but Jones sprawls and moves away.
Sixty Five ducks under a wild hook from Jones.
Sixty Five feinted with a counter takedown.
Jones stuffs the takedown.
Jones with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Jones scores with a hook to the body. Sixty Five takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sixty Five feinted with a counter takedown.
Sixty Five avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jones dips to his left and cracks Sixty Five with an uppercut!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sixty Five moves forwards but Jones connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Muthafucka Jones is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sixty Five tries for a takedown but Jones circles away easily
and Jones counters with a stiff right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jones. Sixty Five does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sixty Five walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Sixty Five looks for a takedown but Jones sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Android Sixty Five. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The fighters circling - Jones throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jones has worked on his takedown defense in the runup to this fight and it is paying off so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a body shot but no joy.
Sixty Five attempts a counter takedown but Jones avoids it well and moves away.
Jones connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Sixty Five's hands.
Jones throws a big shot that misses.
Sixty Five fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Sixty Five shoots and misses
and Jones connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
Jones connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sixty Five shoots in but Jones avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jones swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sixty Five moves away from the strike by Jones.
Sixty Five throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Jones's waist but Jones gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Sixty Five off to one side.
A telegraphed right hand from Jones misses the target.
Jones rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Sixty Five counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Sixty Five works a leg free and moves into half guard.

Jones is defending against the submission attempts here by Sixty Five.
Sixty Five trying to mount his opponent but Jones defends it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones wants to control but Sixty Five is keeping busy.
Sixty Five wants to advance to full mount but Jones doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Sixty Five stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jones swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Sixty Five trying to control but Jones is working from the bottom.

Jones scrambles and gets back to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Muthafucka Jones dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Sixty Five uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jones.
Sixty Five attempts a counter takedown but Jones avoids it well and moves away.
Jones with a jab.
Sixty Five shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Jones counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Sixty Five.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Jones! But no joy.
Sixty Five looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Muthafucka Jones seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones misses with an uppercut. Sixty Five saw that one coming.
Sixty Five shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Jones counters with a nice uppercut.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Android Sixty Five. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sixty Five ducks under a wild hook from Jones.
Sixty Five attempts a counter takedown but Jones avoids it well and moves away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jones. Sixty Five does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jones might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Jones lands an overhand right.
Sixty Five misses with a takedown attempt
and Jones counters with a straight right hand.
Jones throws a big shot that misses.
Sixty Five changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Jones connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Donk. Jones catches Sixty Five right on the button with a cross.
Sixty Five walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Sixty Five ducks under a wild hook from Jones.
Sixty Five changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sixty Five has his takedown stuffed
and Jones connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Sixty Five closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Jones quickly recovers to half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jones wants to get back to his feet.
Sixty Five moves nicely into side control.
Jones is looking to regain half guard here but Sixty Five keeps moving and retains side control.

Sixty Five is trying to get an arm triangle but Jones is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sixty Five passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Jones!
Jones keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Sixty Five trying to control but Jones is having none of it.
Jones is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Sixty Five tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Sixty Five prevents Jones from getting the reversal.
Jones is wriggling around here but as he tries to escape, Sixty Five has taken his back.
Sixty Five is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
Sixty Five is trying to stick to Jones's back but Jones is turning into Sixty Five. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Sixty Five's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Jones.
Sixty Five looking to control but Jones passes into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sixty Five is refusing to be controlled, as Jones sits in half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Muthafucka Jones showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Sixty Five fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Jones avoids it really well and circles away.
Jones unleashes a big counter combination but Sixty Five bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Muthafucka Jones is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Nice defenses there by Sixty Five.
Sixty Five drops down looking for a counter takedown but Jones sprawls and moves away.
Jones has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jones throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sixty Five changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Sixty Five shoots and misses
and Jones counters with a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones scores with a nice head shot.
Sixty Five slips under a jab from Jones.
Jones uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sixty Five ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sixty Five shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Jones counters with a stiff right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Android Sixty Five. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sixty Five takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Sixty Five fails with a takedown attempt.
A cross from Jones lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Sixty Five shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Jones trying to control here.
Jones is holding on to half guard well.
The fighters are battling for position here. Jones manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Jones trying to control the position.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Jones has control of Sixty Five's left arm, preventing Sixty Five from doing any damage.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Jones throws a lazy right hand but Sixty Five sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sixty Five attempts a counter takedown but Jones avoids it well and moves away.
Jones lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Sixty Five steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Jones fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Nice jab there from Jones.
Sixty Five slips under a jab from Jones.
A slow jab from Jones misses its intended target.
Sixty Five ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Sixty Five gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jones.
Sixty Five doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Jones counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

And that's the end of the fight!
Muthafucka Jones comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Jones winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Muthafucka Jones!
Our winner, Muthafucka Jones, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.