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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Long Schlong (ranked 2887 p4p, 6084 weight class) and Fyodor Pending (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Long Schlong has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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178 cm 41 148 22 - 19 - 1 |
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150 cm 77 130 60 - 192 - 0 |
BJJ Red Belt Excellent boxer Very quick |
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BJJ White Belt Counter fighter Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 22 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Long Schlong! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 60 - 192 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fyodor Pending! The judges for this bout are Josh West, Ryoma Takatsuka and Paul Gruel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Schlong shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Schlong showed some decent athleticism there. Pending looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight! Schlong is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Pending! Schlong is giving the impression that he's looking to ground and pound but he switches suddenly into a beautiful far side armbar! Pending is forced to tap! Great finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Long Schlong! During a confident post fight interview, Long Schlong thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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