PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jim Calloway (ranked 1643 p4p, 5389 weight class) and Branworth Gorvunculus Iii (ranked 226 p4p, 545 weight class). Branworth Gorvunculus Iii will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Calloway
vs
Gorvunculus Iii

188 cm
26
215
4 - 1 - 0

190 cm
20
217
1 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

30th Century Beer Store

30th Century Beer Store
Nevermore Clothing Co

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jim Calloway!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Branworth Gorvunculus Iii!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Chris Edwards and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gorvunculus Iii thows a leg kick but Calloway checks it

and Calloway holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Gorvunculus Iii throws a head punch that misses.
Gorvunculus Iii looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Calloway throws a head punch that misses.
Gorvunculus Iii misses with a punch on the inside.
Calloway blocks a body shot from Gorvunculus Iii.
Calloway can't find room to land a body shot as Gorvunculus Iii controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gorvunculus Iii.
Gorvunculus Iii misses with some punches.
A right hook to the body lands for Gorvunculus Iii.
A short right from Gorvunculus Iii on the inside.
Calloway working aggressively here.
Calloway blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Gorvunculus Iii throws a head punch that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gorvunculus Iii struggles to land a body shot inside as Calloway controls his hands.
Gorvunculus Iii tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Calloway blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Gorvunculus Iii fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Calloway can't find room to land a body shot as Gorvunculus Iii controls the action.
Calloway has a couple of punches blocked by Gorvunculus Iii.
Calloway swings wildly with an uppercut but Gorvunculus Iii uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Calloway lands a left hand that snaps the head of Gorvunculus Iii backwards.
Calloway struggles to land a body shot inside as Gorvunculus Iii controls his hands.
Calloway scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A left hand lands to the body for Calloway.
Calloway throws a punch but it's blocked by Gorvunculus Iii.
A head punch on the inside from Gorvunculus Iii fails to land.
Calloway lands with a right to the head.
Calloway scores with a shot to the side of Gorvunculus Iii's head.
Calloway throws a punch but it's blocked by Gorvunculus Iii.
Calloway makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Calloway lands with a right to the head.
Calloway misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Gorvunculus Iii working aggressively here.
Gorvunculus Iii fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Calloway misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Calloway.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Calloway misses with some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Calloway blocks an uppercut.
Calloway throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gorvunculus Iiis head.
A shot in the inside from Gorvunculus Iii.
Calloway working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Gorvunculus Iii lands with a light punch inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Gorvunculus Iii.
Gorvunculus Iii tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A nice right hand lands inside from Calloway.
Gorvunculus Iii tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gorvunculus Iii blocks an uppercut.
Gorvunculus Iii tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A left hand lands to the body for Calloway.
Calloway doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A right hook to the body lands for Calloway.
Gorvunculus Iii looks winded!
Calloway has a couple of punches blocked by Gorvunculus Iii.
Calloway swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Calloway tries a body shot but Gorvunculus Iii blocks it.
Calloway goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Calloway lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Calloway lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Calloway lands a shoulder strike.

Gorvunculus Iii is rocked!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Calloway.
Gorvunculus Iii is still on wobbly legs! Can Calloway finish him?
A short left from Calloway.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gorvunculus Iii.
Calloway creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Gorvunculus Iii with a big uppercut! Gorvunculus Iii tries to clinch up but Calloway pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Gorvunculus Iii to the mat! Gorvunculus Iii covers up and Calloway unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Jim Calloway!
A very excited looking Jim Calloway made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.