PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Micro Aggression (ranked 4591 p4p, 1934 weight class) and Alejandro Laguera (ranked 272 p4p, 144 weight class). Aggression comes to the cage accompanied by Mo Money Mo Problems. Alejandro Laguera told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Aggression
vs
Laguera

160 cm
34
146
10 - 2 - 0

171 cm
31
145
14 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Micro Aggression!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Alejandro Laguera!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Phil Schofield and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Laguera misses with a body shot.
Laguera keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Aggression.
Aggression throws a lazy right hand but Laguera sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Aggression swings for the body but Laguera moves out of range.
Laguera shapes to counter with a head kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Aggression. Laguera does a little dance to reset his feet.
Laguera misses with a straight left.
Laguera connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Aggression needs to keep his hands up - Laguera had a free shot at his head there.
Aggression takes one to the side of the head.
Aggression takes one on the button.
Laguera lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

Aggression is rocked!
Laguera moves into range and connects with a jab.
Oh Aggression is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Laguera has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Laguera! Aggression is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alejandro Laguera!
The defeated Micro Aggression had this to say: 'Fuck this shit'.