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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Thai Jila (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffrey Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeffrey Dahmer has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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155 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
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163 lbs
5 - 4 - 1 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Thai Jila!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeffrey Dahmer!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jila stalks Dahmer and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Dahmer's face. Dahmer staggers backwards, shaken.
It looks like Jeffrey Dahmer has been cut.
Jila will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jila.
Dahmer shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Jila as he avoids it easily.
Jila misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jila takes a swing at Dahmer's ribcage but misses.
Jila looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dahmer avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dahmer slips a jab from Jila.
Dahmer avoids the body shot from Jila.
Dahmer changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Jila looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jila takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Dahmer wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Jila, who protects the arm well.
Dahmer is chipping away with strikes.
Jila on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Jila tries to get out of the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jila trying to remain calm as Dahmer controls from the top position.
Jila knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dahmer on the ground.
Dahmer is trying to get an arm triangle but Jila is defending well.
Dahmer has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Jila is not content to let Dahmer control the position.
Dahmer prevents Jila from escaping the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Dahmer has hold of Jila's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Jila seems comfortable defending it but Dahmer has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Jila is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Jila is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Dahmer couldn't care less - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jeffrey Dahmer!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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