PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between En Route (ranked 2740 p4p, 3637 weight class) and Jackie Chan (ranked 265 p4p, 327 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Route
vs
Chan

170 cm
31
155
21 - 14 - 2

173 cm
30
166
15 - 23 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Powerful

Furnace Performance 🔥

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, En Route!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 23 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Jackie Chan!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Saam Ante and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chan drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Chan on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Route paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Route has been working on his boxing with his coaches at MMA Training and Sparring Buddies in the buildup to the fight.
Chan gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Route.
Chan switches off momentarily and Route cracks him with a monster right hand! Chan topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Route dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Route!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). En Route!
A relieved looking En Route thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.