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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ted Chad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chad has chosen Bleeding Through - Death Anxiety as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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227 lbs
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245 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Big heart |
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Adolf Hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ted Chad!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Igor Prikhodko and Dmitry Maklakov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chad shoots in but Hitler avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Hitler on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Hitler gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Hitler looking for a guillotine here but Chad defends easily.
Chad tries to free his leg and advance position but Hitler is retaining full guard.
Chad postures up.
Hitler keeping moving, preventing Chad from controlling successfully.
Chad is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Chad wants to control from the top but Hitler keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chad postures up in Hitler's guard and throws a big left but Hitler blocks it.
Chad wants to stand but Hitler is controlling his posture from full guard.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Hitler with a poor takedown
and Chad counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Hitler is breathing heavily.
Hitler blocking the ground and pound attempt from Chad.
Hitler is not content to let Chad control the position.
Hitler is pressing down on Chad's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Chad drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Chad jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Chad throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hitler works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Hitler utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Hitler looking for a sweep. Not yet Hitler, not yet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chad slips nicely into half guard.
Hitler tries to get to full guard but Chad has control of the leg.
Chad controlling the pace.
Chad wants to stand up but Hitler has a hold of him and won't allow it.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Hitler wants to get back to full guard.
Chad working over Hitler with some ground and pound. Hitler looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Hitler is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Chad landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chad wants to take a breather but Hitler is having none of it.
Chad is controlling the pace.
Chad looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Hitler with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Chad is keen to just control but Hitler is a slippery customer.
Chad stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
Chad misses with a takedown attempt
and Hitler counters with a nice double leg into side control. Chad won't be happy with that.
Hitler wants to control but Chad is keeping him busy.
Hitler swings around for an armbar but Chad sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Hitler's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitler is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Hitler looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chad trying to control the position from guard on top but Hitler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Chad is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Hitler looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Chad wants to control from the top but Hitler keeps moving.
Hitler really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Chad cracks Hitler with a solid left hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ted Chad dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Chad fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Hitler, pushing him back against the cage.
Hitler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Horrible takedown by Chad or perhaps it was just good defense by Hitler which made him look bad.
Chad tries to clinch there but Hitler circles away.
Chad wants to clinch up but Hitler keeps it at a distance.
Hitler rushes Chad and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Chad gets control of Hitler's arms and successfully pulls guard. Chad will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Hitler pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Chad is keeping the position for now.
Chad wants to sweep but no luck.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Chad lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Hitler!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Chad lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
BOOM! Chad connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Hitler working to try and regain half guard.
Chad scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Hitler is squirming around, avoiding Chad's attempts to control the action.
Hitler tries to reverse the position but Chad maintains control.
Hitler tries to hold on but Chad pushes him away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chad is working for a guillotine from mount but Hitler frees his head quite easily.
Chad controlling the pace for now.
Chad with shots to the head and body - Hitler looks very uncomfortable down there.
Chad lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Hitler is desperately trying to improve his position but Chad has a good base and remains in mount.
Chad is landing with some decent strikes but Hitler is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Ted Chad has got the better of the ground game so far.
Hitler wants to hold on but Chad pushes him away.
Chad working Hitler over with strikes here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chad looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Hitler manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Hitler wants to improve his position but Chad is controlling well.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Chad is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Chad perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Hitler is looking to get back to full guard here but Chad has managed to pass to side control instead.
Chad controlling his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chad looking to control but Hitler is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Chad is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Chad prevents Hitler from getting the reversal.
Chad trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Hitler tries to hold on but Chad postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ted Chad showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Chad shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Chad wants to pass to mount but Hitler is defending the position.
Chad wants to take a breather but Hitler is having none of it.
Chad trying to control the pace.
Chad wants to take a breather but Hitler is having none of it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Despite being in the dominant position, Ted Chad just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Chad shoots for a double leg takedown but Hitler sprawls well. He's pushed Chad's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler stuffs the takedown.
Hitler changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Chad tries to avoid it but Hitler manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Chad to the ground. Chad escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Hitler shoots in but no luck this time.
Chad lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Hitler backs up against the cage.
Chad closes the distance looking to clinch
and Hitler counters with a three punch combo that has Chad backing up. Chad nods at Hitler to acknowledge the strikes.
Hitler throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Chad's waist but Chad gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Hitler off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Adolf Hitler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chad has his takedown stuffed
and Hitler counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chad trying to control but Hitler postures up.
Hitler perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Hitler tries to pass the half guard into mount. Chad knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Chad is looking for a sweep. Hitler is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Hitler is trying to control. Chad wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Chad tries to get to full guard but Hitler has control of the leg.
Hitler is looking to advance position but Chad won't allow it.
Hitler is looking to pass Chad's guard but actually Chad recovers to full guard.
Hitler will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Chad tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Chad tries for a takedown but Hitler circles away easily
so Hitler counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Chad wants to sweep but no luck.
Chad tries to strike from the bottom.
Hitler pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Chad is keeping the position for now.
Chad wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Hitler manages to pass to side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitler seems to be looking for submissions.
Hitler is stalling here. Chad is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Hitler seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Chad has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Hitler manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Chad seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Hitler punching from the bottom.
Hitler wants to get back to full guard.
Adolf Hitler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ted Chad is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
And that's the end of the fight!
Adolf Hitler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Chad has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 28:29
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 28:29
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ted Chad!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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