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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duke Nukem (ranked 24767 p4p, 24014 weight class) and Stanley Yelnats (ranked 373 p4p, 378 weight class). Duke Nukem has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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178 cm 28 138 4 - 2 - 0 |
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175 cm 24 164 0 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt Excellent MT Big right hand |
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Good wrestler Good kicks Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Duke Nukem! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Stanley Yelnats! The judges for this bout are Ben Hemmingworth, Steve Erwin and Bruno Hogan.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Yelnats lands with a nice body punch. Yelnats circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nukem really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Yelnats jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Yelnats rushes Nukem with punches - Nukem moves straight backwards instead of circling and gets clipped by the second strike... and the third... and the fourth! Oh, Nukem goes down! Yelnats follows up with more strikes and the ref steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stanley Yelnats!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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