PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nicolas Cage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Heke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cage kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Amazing. Heke is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by She Hates Me. Jake Heke is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Cage
vs
Heke

189 cm
20
205 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

187 cm
22
217 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Nicolas Cage!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jake Heke!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Eliza Hachem and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Heke lands with an overhand left.

It looks like Nicolas Cage has been cut.
Cage slips a jab from Heke.
Jake Heke seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cage gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Cage looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Cage avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Heke changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Heke throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cage.
Heke dances in with a quick combination. Cage is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Heke snaps Cage's head back. Cage stumbles backwards against the cage. Heke steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Cage's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Cage just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Jake Heke!
Jake Heke is the new light heavyweight champion!